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NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 4:54 pm
Too bad these are $10.  It would be funny to air drop thousands of them on North Carolina.

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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 4:56 pm
{and for the brain impaireds we sometimes get here that can't figure out what that's for}

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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 5:12 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2016 at 5:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
If I was a chick, I'd totally want to use a urinal.  Hovering pantsless over public wastewater isn;t exactly my idea of a pleasant bathroom experience. Besides.....it's like peeing in the woods for civilized people!

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Down and out, down and -out-.   This is very important.....if you piss straight into the thing you get splashback.  
Don't flush, the handle's filthy...and they all have an overflow drain anyway.
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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 5:42 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2016 at 5:43 pm by Regina.)
I'll pass

I'm born a dude and staying a dude, and I go out of my way NOT to use urinals.

How you gonna pee, and not wipe your dick afterwards? YES, men have to wipe too, contrary to popular belief.

Also anyone who flushes any public toilet with their bare hands, why? Use your feet. Get that foot up. For the less nimble, at least grab some tissue paper to press it down with.
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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 6:28 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2016 at 6:29 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Wipe.?....bwahahahahahahahaha, you got a pressure problem or somethin?   Wink

(the paper is filthy too.....the foot idea was probably the best.)
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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 7:38 pm
(May 13, 2016 at 6:28 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Wipe.?....bwahahahahahahahaha, you got a pressure problem or somethin?   Wink

(the paper is filthy too.....the foot idea was probably the best.)

I can personally attest D***e does NOT have a pressure problem . . .

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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 7:39 pm
Come to think about it,



neither do I.
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May 13, 2016 at 7:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2016 at 7:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
WTH happened to your post.....it's like you suddenly came down with a bad case of shy asterisks.
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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 7:44 pm
I didn't want to reveal Duane's name.
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RE: NC Gov on the wrong side of history......
May 13, 2016 at 8:10 pm
(May 13, 2016 at 5:12 pm)Rhythm Wrote: If I was a chick, I'd totally want to use a urinal.  Hovering pantsless over public wastewater isn;t exactly my idea of a pleasant bathroom experience.  Besides.....it's like peeing in the woods for civilized people!

Some tips.  

Down and out, down and -out-.   This is very important.....if you piss straight into the thing you get splashback.  
Don't flush, the handle's filthy...and they all have an overflow drain anyway.
Don't know if your instructions will work for me. I can't shoot from the hip the way you do, cowboy.
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