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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 8:39 am
(May 30, 2016 at 10:31 pm)Losty Wrote: Yea but Legos hurt.
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So do nipple-clamps. It's possible to get used to pretty much anything. 
Judging by how miserable and prickly many old folks are, I'm guessing they're experiencing pain more than twice a day. Yet - with no guarantees of any kind, regarding the number and quality of their remaining years and despite usually expressing some level of belief in an afterlife - they seem to cling to this life, often quite desperately.
Sure - I'd take the extra 50 years and the Legos. Then I'd buy me a box of Lego and start walking all over them, until the soles of my feet were as tough, as those of a Kalahari bush-man. And then anyway I'd probably spend those next 50 years either sitting on my ar*e, or too high to even notice pain - most likely both.
I don't know if it's possible to cheat the universe, but I'm sure as hell going to try...
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 8:42 am
Just take drugs like a fucking champion and you probably won't even notice the Lego. 
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 1:54 pm
(May 31, 2016 at 8:39 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: (May 30, 2016 at 10:31 pm)Losty Wrote: Yea but Legos hurt.
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So do nipple-clamps. It's possible to get used to pretty much anything.
Judging by how miserable and prickly many old folks are, I'm guessing they're experiencing pain more than twice a day. Yet - with no guarantees of any kind, regarding the number and quality of their remaining years and despite usually expressing some level of belief in an afterlife - they seem to cling to this life, often quite desperately.
Sure - I'd take the extra 50 years and the Legos. Then I'd buy me a box of Lego and start walking all over them, until the soles of my feet were as tough, as those of a Kalahari bush-man. And then anyway I'd probably spend those next 50 years either sitting on my ar*e, or too high to even notice pain - most likely both.
I don't know if it's possible to cheat the universe, but I'm sure as hell going to try...
Ha! This post is awesome! Also regarding nipple clamps, as far as I can tell, you don't get used to the pain. You just enjoy it because you're kinky little pervert. Hypothetically of course
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 2:23 pm
(May 31, 2016 at 1:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Ha! This post is awesome! Also regarding nipple clamps, as far as I can tell, you don't get used to the pain. You just enjoy it because you're kinky little pervert. Hypothetically of course
Of course.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 2:34 pm
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Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Hypotheticals sure can be fun!
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 2:36 pm
I don't know what the bloody fuck is happening here, so I took the safe option (crazy bats and Hammy is best Turtle).
All I can say is that if you think everyone is crazy, and you're sane, then you're probably made of legos.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 3:25 pm
This world IS fucking crazy. People are so irrational and unreasonable people are fucking nuts.
I have this new rule when it comes to sanity: In this world if you DON'T conclude everyone is crazy after you take a look around you, you're nucking futs.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 5:56 am
This thread was fun. Good times.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 8:12 am
Yes. I'd just move around upside down with my hands.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 11:53 am
(June 9, 2016 at 8:12 am)RozKek Wrote: Yes. I'd just move around upside down with my hands.
120 years old walking around on your hands? Lol
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