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**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: June 4, 2016 at 4:51 am by robvalue.)

Weird, it says in the bible on every other page that God is good and Jesus isn't gay, but he seems rather up for this.

SteelCurtain · June 4, 2016 at 4:55 am

You must be talented, Rob.

You're the only person to get Jesus up in like 2000 years.

Jackie · June 4, 2016 at 5:02 am

(June 3, 2016 at 2:36 pm)robvalue Wrote: That's just your atheist nazi communist secular naturalist noncomformist freethinking crudhole propaganda tho.

Hey now. The only thing I scapegoat is beer and barbecue kittens. Don't equate me to Mein Drumpf.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · June 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

God exists. He exists because (lack of) reasons. God is good because he says so and you should listen to him because he is good and righteous and just... just so jealous of all those little wimpy mythological gods that are wimpy in the sense of not impregnating his virgin mother with himself. Evil-ution is evil because pronunciation is fact. This is true because it is a fact that words are pronounced with our mouths who god made before he fucked a massive volcano with his pulsating sadistic genocidal ego. Love god. Trust god. Be one with god for he is love in the sense of hate. Hate is love because god doesn't say so but he may as well as that is what he teaches by example because old testament.

downbeatplumb · June 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm

God made the universe. You don't need to know the details.
God regulates morality. You don't need to know the details.
God is all loving except when he has one of his "moments". You don't need to know the details.
God existed before all existence. You don't need to know the details.
God sent himself to the earth as a human presumably leaving the godding alone for a bit, to kill himself to himself because. You don't need to know the details.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · June 5, 2016 at 2:37 pm

If God was real he would be just like a square circle Smile

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · June 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm

Pakes merfic bence Smile

ignoramus · (This post was last modified: June 5, 2016 at 7:50 pm by ignoramus.)

(June 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: God made the universe. You don't need to know the details.
God regulates morality. You don't need to know the details.
God is all loving except when he has one of his "moments". You don't need to know the details.
God existed before all existence. You don't need to know the details.
God sent himself to the earth as a human presumably leaving the godding alone for a bit, to kill himself to himself because. You don't need to know the details.

At least tell me the devil is in the detail! Dunno

Mothonis · June 5, 2016 at 9:06 pm

(June 3, 2016 at 3:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Perhaps failures as well...

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · June 5, 2016 at 9:16 pm

Mostly failures!

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