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This Movie Needs A Guy and Two Robots Making Fun Of It
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This Movie Needs A Guy and Two Robots Making Fun Of It
June 7, 2016 at 6:34 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/the-chri...it-sounds/

Quote:The ‘Christian Mingle’ movie on Netflix is as cringe-inducingly bad as it sounds

Quote:The trailer for the film, posted below, is a cringe-inducing cheese fest that shows a godless, lovelorn 30-year-old named Gwyneth get looped into Christianity by the dream boat she meets while trying — you guessed it — ChristianMingle.com. It is, then, a commercial stretched into a whopping hour and 43 minutes.
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June 7, 2016 at 8:25 pm
I will make fun of it
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June 7, 2016 at 8:31 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2016 at 8:32 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
I thought we'd hit the bottom of the barrel when they made a movie based on Battleship.

I was so fucking mistaken.
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June 7, 2016 at 8:36 pm
Xtian dating.....

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June 7, 2016 at 8:38 pm
Christian Mingle 2: The Return.

*Like Jesus, it won't be coming back*

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June 7, 2016 at 8:44 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2016 at 8:48 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
Christian Mingle 2: Back 2 tha Hood
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June 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm by ignoramus.)
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June 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
(June 7, 2016 at 6:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/the-chri...it-sounds/

Quote:The ‘Christian Mingle’ movie on Netflix is as cringe-inducingly bad as it sounds

Quote:The trailer for the film, posted below, is a cringe-inducing cheese fest that shows a godless, lovelorn 30-year-old named Gwyneth get looped into Christianity by the dream boat she meets while trying — you guessed it — ChristianMingle.com. It is, then, a commercial stretched into a whopping hour and 43 minutes.

Seriously? They couldn't even be bothered to give this film another title other than Christian Mingle? Hell, if you're just going to name it after the website, why not add the .com?

Of course, at this point, between movies like The Life Zone or War Room or Saving Christmas or C Me Dance or anything Pureflix has to offer, the Christian movie is kind of oversaturated with batshit crazy movies. Can this really compete?
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