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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 10:02 am
I don't think anyone else has posted this yet....it should be good to induce a few facepalms:

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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 11:00 am (This post was last modified: June 21, 2016 at 11:00 am by Gawdzilla.)
(June 21, 2016 at 10:02 am)MTL Wrote: I don't think anyone else has posted this yet....it should be good to induce a few facepalms:

Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park

Quote:WILLIAMSTOWN, KY.—A shallow sea once covered this state. On that point, the advocates of evolution and the defenders of creationism agree.
Shallow? SHALLOW? It had to be deeper than Mt. Everest is high to "cover the Earth." Yo, Canucks, get a yardstick.
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 11:04 am
Great! Kids can have fun and learn nonsense at the same time.
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 11:34 am
A great place for those who think that every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noah's house.
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 11:47 am
Can the boat withstand a downpour at the rate of 6.05 inches per minute for 57,600 minutes? How would you be able to breathe at that rate of rainfall? And what about the noise?
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 6:56 pm
(June 21, 2016 at 11:00 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(June 21, 2016 at 10:02 am)MTL Wrote: I don't think anyone else has posted this yet....it should be good to induce a few facepalms:

Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park

Quote:WILLIAMSTOWN, KY.—A shallow sea once covered this state. On that point, the advocates of evolution and the defenders of creationism agree.
Shallow? SHALLOW? It had to be deeper than Mt. Everest is high to "cover the Earth." Yo, Canucks, get a yardstick.

We use metre-sticks.
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm
(June 21, 2016 at 11:34 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: A great place for those who think that every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noah's house.

I wonder how Noah managed to collect each micro-organism on the planet.
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 7:15 pm
(June 21, 2016 at 11:34 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: A great place for those who think that every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noah's house.

Classic ignorant atheist response. God obviously gave Noah a dog every-animal-on-Earth whistle.
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm
CNN Article slams Ham

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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 21, 2016 at 8:19 pm
(June 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm)MTL Wrote:
(June 21, 2016 at 11:34 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: A great place for those who think that every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noah's house.

I wonder how Noah managed to collect each micro-organism on the planet.

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