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Queer-Hating Baptist Shitball Blows His Cork
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Min, just when I thought you thread titles couldn't get any better.
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I was going to make a joke about him taking the insult 'go fuck yourself' too literally until I realized that read cork.
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Great news!  I just learned that you can now recycle cat and dog poop.  Simply pack it up and send it to:

Faithful Word Baptist Church
2741 W. Southern Ave #14
Tempe, Arizona, USA  85282 c/o Pastor Stephen Anderson
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Please act without delay to help end the scourge of fundamentalist churches suffering from a lack of rotting feces (the literal kind, I mean).

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Maybe they are dung eaters ??

It's in the bible somewhere . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(June 25, 2016 at 6:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Great news!  I just learned that you can now recycle cat and dog poop.  Simply pack it up and send it to:

Faithful Word Baptist Church
2741 W. Southern Ave #14
Tempe, Arizona, USA  85282 c/o Pastor Stephen Anderson
.

Please act without delay to help end the scourge of fundamentalist churches suffering from a lack of rotting feces (the literal kind, I mean).

Boru

Or mail them a ton of gay porn.
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(June 25, 2016 at 8:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Maybe they are dung eaters ??

It's in the bible somewhere . . . .

Ezekiel 4:9-12
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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