. . . gonna need a bigger ark . . .
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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
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 (July 10, 2016 at 2:34 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote:(July 7, 2016 at 7:17 am)chimp3 Wrote: I live in rural Kentucky. This is the perfect place for this Fantasy Fun Ride. Ken Ham...Country ham...What's the difference? It's all to do with the Mosaic dietary laws, which of course wouldn't be a thing until Moses came along centuries later. It's either a divine mystery, a contradiction, or a plot hole, depending on whatever floats yer boat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Ken Ham is likely a charlatan, just like Bill Craig:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/danthropolo...00-a-year/ I think the phenomenon is largely "maternal" in that these guys are making LOTS of money, which their wives are blowing, but in exchange, they are getting sex and a happy spouse!  RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm by TheRealJoeFish.)
The Ark Encounter just had a 15-second commercial during halftime of the USA broadcast of the Euro Finals between France and Portugal. It was a lot of people looking amazedly at stuff off the edge of the screen, and then, like, a shot of two leopards or something.
... America... 
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 4:04 pm by TheRealJoeFish.)
Stupid dumb double post
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. 
I don't think it has stopped raining since they opened the fucking thing. Too bad it doesn't float.... the fuckheads may need it.
http://inhabitat.com/kentucky-noahs-ark-...-flooding/ Quote:Christian fundamentalist organization Answers in Genesis‘ (AiG) just opened their Ark Encounter in Kentucky, and the event was, ironically, greeted with epic flash floods and heavy rain. Kentucky announced a state of emergency as severe flooding overwhelmed the area. Though AiG’s Ark seems to have survived the worst of it, others have been evacuated and homes destroyed in the deluge. 
Typical of "god".
His aim is terrible. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Probably a couple of blokes having buttsecks in Brighton or something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Perhaps he is pissing on Kentucky?
And lo the Lord doth empty the holy bladder on the ignorant!  (July 10, 2016 at 4:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I don't think it has stopped raining since they opened the fucking thing. Too bad it doesn't float.... the fuckheads may need it. I thought god only did that shit when he's pissed...maybe they shouldn't have fucked with dinosaurs...don't they know they're an elaborate fake orchestrated by the worldwide atheist community to undermine the pure truth of creationism? If I could adequately roll my eyes at these people, I'd snap my optic nerve. 
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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