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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 8, 2016 at 10:18 pm
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(July 8, 2016 at 12:38 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: ![[Image: touchdown-jesus.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=surfinfoco.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F12%2Ftouchdown-jesus.jpg)
Touchdown Jesus!!!!
Destroyed/ burned by lightning and removed.
God apparently didn't like it and made an effigy---to himself.
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The irony of that fountain in the pond just a little too far away...
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 8, 2016 at 10:28 pm
Wait, so America used taxpayer money for that? That's fucked up..
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 8, 2016 at 10:30 pm
(July 8, 2016 at 10:28 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Wait, so America used taxpayer money for that? That's fucked up..
The Ark is being subsidized by up to $18mil in tax rebates, and up to $68mil in TIFF buybacks of their unsecured bonds.
Touchdown Jesus was just a supermegachurch in Ohio that got a lesson in irony. And building materials.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 8, 2016 at 11:13 pm
BTW, the Ark Experience explains how the flood failed to reach Egypt, right ?
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 8, 2016 at 11:15 pm
What the fuck did they make Jesus out of, gun cotton ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 8, 2016 at 11:18 pm
Fiberglass, I think.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 9, 2016 at 4:44 am
(July 8, 2016 at 11:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: BTW, the Ark Experience explains how the flood failed to reach Egypt, right ?
Clearly there's worldwide, and then there's worldwide.
These goons used to think our planet was the entirety of existence, with everything else painted on as a backdrop.
Not a lot has changed there for some people.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 9, 2016 at 7:08 am
(July 8, 2016 at 11:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
What the fuck did they make Jesus out of, gun cotton ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Nope, styrofoam. Old beer cooler jokes abounded.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 9, 2016 at 8:07 am
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(July 9, 2016 at 7:08 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: (July 8, 2016 at 11:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
What the fuck did they make Jesus out of, gun cotton ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Nope, styrofoam. Old beer cooler jokes abounded.
Appearently Zeus > Jesus
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 9, 2016 at 8:20 am
Nah. That's the work of Thor, mate.
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