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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
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 RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 8, 2016 at 10:18 pm
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2016 at 10:22 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(July 8, 2016 at 12:38 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: Touchdown Jesus!!!! Destroyed/ burned by lightning and removed. God apparently didn't like it and made an effigy---to himself. ![[Image: The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg?w=620&...1b48b01260]](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg?w=620&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=2a3535ddb6473c97c671871b48b01260) The irony of that fountain in the pond just a little too far away... 
Wait, so America used taxpayer money for that? That's fucked up..
(July 8, 2016 at 10:28 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Wait, so America used taxpayer money for that? That's fucked up.. The Ark is being subsidized by up to $18mil in tax rebates, and up to $68mil in TIFF buybacks of their unsecured bonds. Touchdown Jesus was just a supermegachurch in Ohio that got a lesson in irony. And building materials. 
BTW, the Ark Experience explains how the flood failed to reach Egypt, right ?
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
What the fuck did they make Jesus out of, gun cotton ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (July 8, 2016 at 11:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: BTW, the Ark Experience explains how the flood failed to reach Egypt, right ? Clearly there's worldwide, and then there's worldwide. These goons used to think our planet was the entirety of existence, with everything else painted on as a backdrop. Not a lot has changed there for some people.  (July 8, 2016 at 11:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Nope, styrofoam. Old beer cooler jokes abounded.  RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 9, 2016 at 8:07 am
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2016 at 8:13 am by Anomalocaris.)
Nah. That's the work of Thor, mate.
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