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Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
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 (July 12, 2016 at 8:00 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(July 12, 2016 at 7:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wait, though. I thought they claimed it changed when the Holy Joe waved his magic wand over it? Protestants don't count. Fit only for burning.  RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 11:20 pm
(This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 11:20 pm by vorlon13.)
(July 12, 2016 at 8:01 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: maybe the biscuit can tell if it is being ingested by an unSaved piece of human garbage ? Oh, hell, shudda remembered: there is only the 144,000 Saved, and the jesus biscuit can tell when it's in one of the lucky. The scientists haven't actually managed to test a finalist in the great celestial salvation lottery. Answer is in the fucking bible every time !!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (July 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This is the result of obvious flawed test methodology. The wafer (or wine) does not transubstantiate until placed into the mouth, or other appropriate orifice. jesus h christ, get it right. Stop publishing flawed data. You're only confusing the faithful needlessly. I'm with mh on this. The transsub happens at a subatomic level. Once the jesus particles are being witnessed, they resort back to the wafer state.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
You do know why they eat wafers for the body of Christ ..... He had leprosy ..... and when he said "eat my flesh" he was rubbing his hands ... Mmm crispy flesh ...
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
 (July 12, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Vatican reeling as DNA tests show communion wafers contain 0% Christ Phew... That's a relief. It always bugged me - if I'm eating actual piece of Christ's flesh, what if I got the a**hole, or a piece of the penis? What about the content of his balls - could I be eating Lord's cum? Eww... What about bones, hair and fingernails - are those removed, before the body of Jesus turns into wafer? What about semi-digested stuff from his bowels? Is any of this even cooked?! But - luckily - no, apparently it was just a wafer... Inserted into my mouth by fat fingers of a likely pedophile, wearing a dress...  Also worth mentioning - Human Genome Project was completed in 2003. Didn't find any dust. 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
HN, It's very possible that Jesus may have goat or camel semen inside him ... Remember that next time you eat a wafer!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
You are all fools. Of course the accidental properties of the wafer which are measured by a DNA analysis do not change, it is only the essential properties of the wafer which are transsubstantiated. Aristotle 101.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(July 13, 2016 at 6:09 am)ignoramus Wrote: HN, It's very possible that Jesus may have goat or camel semen inside him ... Remember that next time you eat a wafer! Nah, I don't do wafers anymore. Kicked that sh*t years ago. And if I ever had to take communion again - I'd probably just crush it into a joint and smoke it...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 13, 2016 at 6:18 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2016 at 6:19 am by Excited Penguin.)
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