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Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 13, 2016 at 6:29 am
(July 13, 2016 at 6:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: ewe? Did you just make a funny joke?  very good.

Would you like me to answer that in the affirmative?
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 13, 2016 at 7:18 am
(July 13, 2016 at 12:55 am)madog Wrote: You do know why they eat wafers for the body of Christ .....  He had leprosy ..... and when he said "eat my flesh" he was rubbing his hands ... Mmm crispy flesh ...

What did jesus say to mary magdalene after the blow job? (wait for it)











































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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 13, 2016 at 7:29 am
@mh,

does your wife know that you are telling such filthy jokes on the internet?!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
August 1, 2016 at 6:45 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 7:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's all very reminiscent of the infamous "Wafergate" affair.
And I'll bet the Church wishes they could push it all into an 18 minute gap.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
August 2, 2016 at 2:31 am
(July 13, 2016 at 6:09 am)ignoramus Wrote: HN, It's very possible that Jesus may have goat or camel semen inside him ... Remember that next time you eat a wafer!

Its more likely to be a mixture of disciple sperm.
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