God damnit! Who gave Satan the muslifying ray!?
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The blind trust can lead to faith
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Jesster
Your friendly neighborhood heathen  Religious Views: I am the creator goddess. Prove me wrong.
I really wish some quality theists would post here sometime. It hasn't happened since I first showed up. I blame the rest of you for scaring them off and leaving us with whatever this is.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
Only Fearless Leader is omniscient. Now, go thwart efforts of Moose and Squirrel, they have no faith. Next jet from Pottsylvania to Frostbite Falls leaves in two hours. Natasha will be waiting for you at the gate with your instructions.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
As would be expected, we mostly get evangelists and apologists. I don't know if either group would qualify as "quality theists".
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (August 15, 2016 at 9:15 am)Losty Wrote: God damnit! Who gave Satan the muslifying ray!? Original Sin. Do I have to spell out everything for you??!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(August 15, 2016 at 9:11 am)Losty Wrote: What the heck is the genetic Christian faith? Astrocytoma? Autoimmune disorder? Huntington's Chorea? Wait, I got it, Lewy Body Dementia! Lewy, Lewy, oh no Sayin' we gotta go, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Said Lewy Lewy, oh baby Said we gotta go
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(August 15, 2016 at 9:27 am)mh.brewer Wrote:(August 15, 2016 at 9:11 am)Losty Wrote: What the heck is the genetic Christian faith? This song is meant to be about the Pharaoh you filthy infidel! 
A Christian calling his/herself "theBorg" has got to be a Poe, right?
It's either that or completely ignorant of what the Borg represent.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Do you people think this is some kind of joke!?
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