I wonder if they had International Blasphemy Day in 1958 - My birthday! Now that I know, I'll have to work up a blasphemy theme. I'll just have to be sure not to invite Aretha Franklin.
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International Blasphemy Day
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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(September 22, 2016 at 8:17 pm)Bunburryist Wrote: I wonder if they had International Blasphemy Day in 1958 - My birthday! Now that I know, I'll have to work up a blasphemy theme. I'll just have to be sure not to invite Aretha Franklin. If Pat Robertson opened his mouth on that day, I can assure you, God heard blasphemy. That SOB can't get anything right when it comes to the bible. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
thinkin' 'bout JESUS while fistin' my man !!
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
pooping in Jesus mouth to the glory of Allah !!!
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
A Muslim child's bedtime prayer:
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray Allah my soul to keep And if I explode before I've awoke I pray for 72 virgins to poke
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
why did the Holy Spirit get to boink Mary instead of God Almighty ??
he got a tiny limp dick or sumthin ? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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