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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 18, 2016 at 8:18 am
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Appoint me Dear Leader for Life. Rhythm will be my Prime Minister, and you, Alex, will run the economy. ATF will be my Chief of Staff. Jenny A will be Minister of Arts, and Whatevs will be my Minister of Internal Security.
I will put a garage in every pot and a chicken in every car! Thump for Life 2016!
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 18, 2016 at 8:24 am
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Excellent choice! I like you, I really do, a very sensible man, a genius. I mean, I've always been nice to you, so I accept the nomination. The economy loves me. I've spent a lot of money in my life. In fact, I am the best with the economy! My bank loves me!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 18, 2016 at 8:34 am
(August 18, 2016 at 8:24 am)Alex K Wrote: Excellent choice! I like you, I really do, a very sensible man, a genius. I mean, I've always been nice to you, so I accept the nomination. The economy loves me. I've spent a lot of money in my life. In fact, I am the best with the economy! My bank loves me!
We'll be yuge. YUGE!
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 18, 2016 at 9:31 am
(August 17, 2016 at 3:54 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (August 17, 2016 at 3:49 pm)Alex K Wrote: That would be Turdnado. Just sayin
Yes, Turdnado . . . just no sequels in the works.
What, no number two?
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 19, 2016 at 6:45 am
That fucker is now saying he has said things he regrets? A day after h said he isn't going to change. Now he is accusing Hillary of being a bigot. That fucker needs to be put in a mental institution.
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 19, 2016 at 8:08 am
(August 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm)Aroura Wrote: That article shows so clearly what is wrong with Republican thinking.
In the last few weeks I've been reading a lot about the Republicans and their political activity in order to understand better what and who they are. From all the stuff I read I'm with the impression that they have no brain functions at all.
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 19, 2016 at 8:32 am
And apparently they have small penises.
*snicker*
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 19, 2016 at 8:55 am
(August 19, 2016 at 8:32 am)Nymphadora Wrote: And apparently they have small penises.
*snicker* Maybe they bath with cold water. 
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 19, 2016 at 11:21 am
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(August 18, 2016 at 8:18 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Appoint me Dear Leader for Life. Rhythm will be my Prime Minister, and you, Alex, will run the economy. ATF will be my Chief of Staff. Jenny A will be Minister of Arts, and Whatevs will be my Minister of Internal Security.
I will put a garage in every pot and a chicken in every car! Thump for Life 2016!
[Channels his inner-Dick Cheney]: I have reviewed all of the potential candidates for Minister of War as you ordered, Dear Leader for Life, and have come to the conclusion that the best person for the job is . . . me.
Also, in order to spare additional public money for your own completely justifiable personal use, I volunteer to head the Ministry of Propaganda. My salary for Minister of War will be sufficient to cover both cabinet positions, which I would undertake for the greater good of our nation and to celebrate to the world your own wise and glorious reign.
I only ask that I be allowed to directly oversee and control the budgets for both departments.
Finally, in response to your memo dated 17 August 2016, I have conferred with our legal experts. It seems that crucifixion and ordeal-by-badger can be classed as 'enhanced interrogation' techniques. So no worries. I think we can proceed with your plan to crack down on jaywalking enemies of the state.
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RE: His Own Fans Are Turning On Him
August 19, 2016 at 11:44 am
(August 19, 2016 at 11:21 am)Crossless1 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 8:18 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Appoint me Dear Leader for Life. Rhythm will be my Prime Minister, and you, Alex, will run the economy. ATF will be my Chief of Staff. Jenny A will be Minister of Arts, and Whatevs will be my Minister of Internal Security.
I will put a garage in every pot and a chicken in every car! Thump for Life 2016!
[Channels his inner-Dick Cheney]: I have reviewed all of the potential candidates for Minister of War as you ordered, Dear Leader for Life, and have come to the conclusion that the best person for the job is . . . me.
Also, in order to spare additional public money for your own completely justifiable personal use, I volunteer to head the Ministry of Propaganda. My salary for Minister of War will be sufficient to cover both cabinet positions, which I would undertake for the greater good of our nation and to celebrate to the world your own wise and glorious reign.
I only ask that I be allowed to directly oversee and control the budgets for both departments.
Finally, in response to your memo dated 17 August 2016, I have conferred with our legal experts. It seems that crucifixion and ordeal-by-badger can be classed as 'enhanced interrogation' techniques. So no worries. I think we can proceed with your plan to crack down on jaywalking enemies of the state.
Make it so.
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