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Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 1:52 am
This thread's a hot mess! Clap
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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 1:58 am (This post was last modified: August 19, 2016 at 1:58 am by robvalue.)
Not too sure what's going on here but... the fact that it's possible to have any sort of battle is pretty good evidence that there is no God (that gives a shit).

I mean, if we were having a tag team wrestling match and it's actually gone on for any length of time, that's pretty good evidence that you don't have Brock Lesnar on your team.
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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 2:09 am
Battle?

I expect all gladiators to give their best and that plenty of blood is spilled.

No mercy.

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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 2:15 am
(August 19, 2016 at 1:49 am)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 19, 2016 at 1:46 am)Arkilogue Wrote: Hey, we all have difficult times and sometimes do things we normally wouldn't.  Jesus forgives you.  Heart

But what about cockmaster Muhammad?
You'd be murdered of course. Probably by beheading still today but you might also be set on fire, run over by a tank, shot in the head, boiled in oil, blown up by an IDE or your head blown off by explosive chord.
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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 9:00 am
(August 19, 2016 at 2:15 am)Arkilogue Wrote:
(August 19, 2016 at 1:49 am)ScienceAf Wrote: But what about cockmaster Muhammad?
You'd be murdered of course.  Probably by beheading still today but you might also be set on fire, run over by a tank, shot in the head, boiled in oil, blown up by an IDE or your head blown off by explosive chord.

Good point, but his god is supposed to be all forgiving. Right? Or is that more bullshit.

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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 9:56 am
If he was all forgiving we wouldn't have needed Jesus.
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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 10:23 am
Now allow me a moment to attack, god, the hack.

Due the state of this world a failure is what I label you, it looks like some slipshod shit that Ka-Li-Ma would do.   Wink

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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 10:35 am
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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 10:43 am
(August 18, 2016 at 11:56 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: Cough* Ken Ham Cough*

Proof positive that stupid, opinionated people exist. But it is hard to determine whether the stupid and the fundymental brainscape are causally linked, or if they are which is the cause and which the effect.


(August 18, 2016 at 11:56 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: God is also why cancer, slavery and famine still exists.

Can I get an amen? Praise be.


(August 18, 2016 at 11:56 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: Suck my lovely big black cock god. It's not to salty, tastes like cherries and lime.

Really? I would have said fruity with hints of leather but it doesn't have much of a head and finishes quickly.
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RE: Battle Thread (Atheists vs. Theists)
August 19, 2016 at 10:56 am
(August 19, 2016 at 2:09 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Battle?

I expect all gladiators to give their best and that plenty of blood is spilled.

No mercy.

We who are about to die..........want to seek alternative employment.



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