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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:09 pm
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Some people are spoilsports. I'll go back to being serious, then.....but it'll be even shittier.
The underlying assumption of this perception of female promiscuity "collapsing civilization", beyond the idiocy in the idea that having more sex, and maybe even more babies...isn't how there get to be enough people and relationships to provide the labor required for a civilization.....is that it's somehow the fatherlessness of a child that really grinds us down. This ignores that a -large- portion of fathers are currently fathering children that aren't their own spawn (and there always have been..whether they knew it or not), and the experience of a great many people with large families full of strong females. That -fatherlessness- is somehow making people poor, rather than our petty little socioeconomic system. Rather than a lack of opportunity, rather than the largest concentration of wealth in the smallest concentration of hands in the history of the fucking planet. No, nononononon, it;s fatherlessness...because that's just how -important- fathers..and thusly, men, are.
Hardy-fucking-har...hilarious. I'm a super funny guy, eh?
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:09 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:08 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (August 22, 2016 at 11:56 am)Rhythm Wrote: I bet you would have gotten your father more than just a few shekels. Provided that you could be taught to defer to your purchasers sexual mores. Nobody pays good money for a horse that can't be broken, an ox that can't be yoked. I;m just saying, you should probably work on that mouth, it's a problem, in that you keep using it for the wrong things.....like disagreeing with slut shaming men and whatnot.
I've got a pig that keeps getting loose, and I know, deep down, she;s doing it to go out and get some strange. She's -cheating- on what we have! She's going to end up as bacon if she keeps it up.
We shrews must be tamed. It is the great burden of men everywhere to keep their women in line, and the back-talk to a minimum. I mean what REAL man can't keep his hoe on a short leash?!
@EP: Pretty much no such thing as "too far" for me when it comes to jokes. It's when it's NOT a joke that it becomes a problem, and we all know that Rhythm is a top-notch fella. No worries. [emoji6]
Ok, sorry for being a nosy moron. I'll go hide in the corner now...
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:10 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:08 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: Sexual promiscuity is great. But one shouldn't be surprised if not everyone finds it desirable or laudable in a potential romantic relationship.
As a detached thing, however... Look, I love sluts, but the problem is I'll never take them seriously. And if one isn't looking for that kind of thing, *raises shoulders*.
Idk what I'm saying with this post exactly, but I'll post it anyway. People who are confused by it shouldn't respond to it, really.
Sure. People have issues with things that aren't their business all the time. We have a special finger for those people.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:11 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:09 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: (August 22, 2016 at 12:08 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: We shrews must be tamed. It is the great burden of men everywhere to keep their women in line, and the back-talk to a minimum. I mean what REAL man can't keep his hoe on a short leash?!
@EP: Pretty much no such thing as "too far" for me when it comes to jokes. It's when it's NOT a joke that it becomes a problem, and we all know that Rhythm is a top-notch fella. No worries. [emoji6]
Ok, sorry for being a nosy moron. I'll go hide in the corner now...
Oh, stop. Real men don't go hiding in corners. [emoji12]
(Thanks for the compliment earlier on; that was very kind of you)
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:11 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:10 pm)Jesster Wrote: (August 22, 2016 at 12:08 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: Sexual promiscuity is great. But one shouldn't be surprised if not everyone finds it desirable or laudable in a potential romantic relationship.
As a detached thing, however... Look, I love sluts, but the problem is I'll never take them seriously. And if one isn't looking for that kind of thing, *raises shoulders*.
Idk what I'm saying with this post exactly, but I'll post it anyway. People who are confused by it shouldn't respond to it, really.
Sure. People have issues with things that aren't their business all the time. We have a special finger for those people.
Care to explain that before I bite your head off?
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:11 pm
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2016 at 12:14 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 22, 2016 at 12:08 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: As a detached thing, however... Look, I love sluts, but the problem is I'll never take them seriously. And if one isn't looking for that kind of thing, *raises shoulders*.
Whose problem is that supposed to be.....theirs, or yours? Maybe they just don't take the men they've met heretofore, you among them, seriously...and -why should they-..since you clearly aren't taking her seriously, by your own admission?
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:14 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:11 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: (August 22, 2016 at 12:10 pm)Jesster Wrote: Sure. People have issues with things that aren't their business all the time. We have a special finger for those people.
Care to explain that before I bite your head off?
Ooh. Threats.
Go ahead and stew in your own stink for a while.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:14 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:10 pm)Jesster Wrote: Sure. People have issues with things that aren't their business all the time. We have a special finger for those people.
Ohohoh!!!!
I'm implementing said finger on a certain person, right now!
*giggle*
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:15 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:11 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (August 22, 2016 at 12:09 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: Ok, sorry for being a nosy moron. I'll go hide in the corner now...
Oh, stop. Real men don't go hiding in corners. [emoji12]
(Thanks for the compliment earlier on; that was very kind of you) Hey, I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to say stuff like that. No big deal.
It wasn't kind, it was honest. 
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
August 22, 2016 at 12:16 pm
(August 22, 2016 at 12:14 pm)Jesster Wrote: (August 22, 2016 at 12:11 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: Care to explain that before I bite your head off?
Ooh. Threats.
Go ahead and stew in your own stink for a while.
See, you still didn't explain what you meant.
I specifically said in that reply, people who don't know what I'm talking about should ignore my post.
So I'm assumming you do, now I'm asking for clarification.
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