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#31
RE: The Right Question
October 9, 2016 at 5:41 am
(October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(October 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm)RozKek Wrote: Why is god watching me masturbate?

I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.

Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'.  Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.

So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.


Just like your vorlon.

*hides under blankets*
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#32
RE: The Right Question
October 9, 2016 at 10:48 am
(October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.

Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'.  Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.

So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.


Just like your vorlon.
Yes , he is definitely fascinated.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVvCe6xZvOk
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#33
RE: The Right Question
October 9, 2016 at 9:16 pm
I encountered a "True Tripod" on Tumblr recently, it was truly breath taking.

And a TT is not a reference to a penis . . . .
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#34
RE: The Right Question
October 10, 2016 at 12:46 am


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#35
RE: The Right Question
October 10, 2016 at 12:47 am
There is no need for a question. Rather, the correct answer needs to be sought.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#36
RE: The Right Question
October 10, 2016 at 12:53 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#37
RE: The Right Question
October 10, 2016 at 2:45 am
(October 9, 2016 at 4:41 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.

Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'.  Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.

So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.


Just like your vorlon.

So -- someone needs to turn this pic into a .gif of God wanking?

[Image: god-watching-tv.jpg]

Maybe replace the popcorn bowl with a bottle of Jergen's, or something?

That angel is crying, right?
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#38
RE: The Right Question
October 10, 2016 at 3:24 am
I would hope so, Penguin ... I would hope so.

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#39
RE: The Right Question
October 10, 2016 at 2:31 pm
Nope, the angle is praying.

Not crying.
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#40
RE: The Right Question
November 17, 2016 at 3:14 pm
(September 29, 2016 at 11:11 pm)Tangra Wrote: What is the most important question we can ask? Examples:

Is God real?

No.

Quote:Is there life after death?

No.

Quote:Is there no end to ignorance?

No.

Quote:Am I getting laid?

No.

Quote:Is it possible to convince another of reality?

No.

Quote:Is there such a thing as reality?

Yes.
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