christian school project

[Crossless2.0]

Yeah, blood sacrifice is pretty dumb, according to most people. So I'm supposed to believe your blood sacrifice story because . . . why?


Anyway, what's this "we" shit? You're a virgin, right? A virgin Christian? Splendid!

Now, would you please step just a bit closer to the big wicker effigy?  

Not going to work, Crossless. Remember the last time the ritual was tried with somebody other than a Scottish policeman?

Now, if you're referring to the unfortunate Nick Cage incident, none of us suspected the guy in the bear costume at first. That doesn't mean it couldn't work in the future. No costumed revels. Done.

[GUBU]

Isn't your god supposed to be all-powerful? I think anyone with a spec of love could do more than a warning. It sounds more like a threat to me.

Please define love in your own words. I will keep asking.

He is all powerful. He is all love and all good. The warning back then would have been taken more seriously than the warnings of today. Humans of today are a bit stupid. It wasn't a threat. He just dropped his protection on a land of people that defiled his name. kind of like Syria right now if you think of it.

If he is all powerful, as well as being all good he must also be all evil too. Otherwise there is an aspect of reality not under his control.

[GUBU]

Not going to work, Crossless. Remember the last time the ritual was tried with somebody other than a Scottish policeman?

Now, if you're referring to the unfortunate Nick Cage incident, none of us suspected the guy in the bear costume at first. That doesn't mean it couldn't work in the future. No costumed revels. Done.

I think we're just going to have to get Bella into the Peelers. I'm sure she'll do it for the good of the community.

[Cyberman]

Have we dropped the pretence of a school project? I want the tl:dr version.

[KevinM1]

While I appreciate your fighting fan-fic with fan-fic..Drich, I don't have that ability.  I guess I'm just fucked on account of being differently abled.  I have heard that god hates a cripple.  

I can confirm.

[KevinM1]

Have we dropped the pretence of a school project? I want the tl:dr version.

"Have you heard the good news?"

Seriously, though, I was taken aback when she(?) said she was in love with god.  That's a whole 'nother level of loony right there.  Like... are you planning a honeymoon with god?  If you touch yourself, is it totally cool because he is watching?  Is god a cuddler?

[The Grand Nudger]

Christers say all kinds of weird shit.  They tell us they talk to god, and then spend the next few days explaining that they didn't mean talk-talk.  They tell us they have a relationship with god, and then spend the next few days telling us that it's not a relationship-relationship.

They tell us they love god.....and they're going to spend the next few days telling us all of the ways it isn't love-love.  Itl;s pious theater.  They do it for each others amusement, they do it here for, ostensibly, th pleasure of their god.  He just likes to hear them say shit like that.  In fact, if you don't, he might fuck you up. ..or withdraw his protection from your country so that it turns into Syria.

[GUBU]

I recently watched a testimony of a russian monk, who 20 years ago fell from eight floor and was given a tour in the hell.

So, after he landed on the ground from eight floor and switching in to "ghost mode" he was met by demons in human shape. Those guys gave him a tour in hell, where people were tortured and regenerated constantly. And after the tour, judge(Some sort of hell king) asked him "Will you serve God? Or you would wish to proceed with your afterlife(he was destined to some sort of helish existance according to the judge). The 20 year old just promised to serve the God, after seeing the hell.

Under the threat of torture, guy was basically blackmailed in to becoming Gods servant. Love is great, isnt it? This russian indeed had gave up 20 years of his life and most likely will sacrifice the rest, but is this love you would like to be subjected to?

You do realise that Vladimir Putin's fevered coke dreams don't count towards establishing something as real, don't you?

[GUBU]

Holy mother, I just Kudos ed a post Drich made.
I need to go lie down.

Nurse! Nurse! I perscribe 10ccs of Life of Brian for this patient Stat!

[abaris]

Seriously, though, I was taken aback when she(?) said she was in love with god.  That's a whole 'nother level of loony right there.  Like... are you planning a honeymoon with god?  If you touch yourself, is it totally cool because he is watching?  Is god a cuddler?

Which isn't unheard of in christian mythology. At least the catholic realm has quite a few porn features starring female saints and Jesus. Such as eating his foreskin or begging for his lance.