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Ask a rookie dad
#21
RE: Ask a rookie dad
(October 6, 2016 at 11:31 am)paulpablo Wrote: Do you like dubstep?

I dunno what that is.
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#22
RE: Ask a rookie dad
(October 6, 2016 at 8:32 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 6, 2016 at 6:36 am)Rhythm Wrote: She kicked you squarely in the sack yet?

Not yet.

Lmao...he said "not yet" as if he was looking forward to the day that happens.
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#23
RE: Ask a rookie dad
(October 6, 2016 at 12:04 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 6, 2016 at 11:31 am)paulpablo Wrote: Do you like dubstep?

I dunno what that is.
*wub wub* music
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#24
RE: Ask a rookie dad
Have you had that thing where you cannot stop looking at her, even though you are exhausted and just want to sleep, happen yet?

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RE: Ask a rookie dad
(October 6, 2016 at 12:37 pm)Aroura Wrote: Have you had that thing where you cannot stop looking at her, even though you are exhausted and just want to sleep, happen yet?

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I have stared at her while sleeping for a long time, exhausted yet happy. When she is awake I talk to her alot. She already directs the eyes and stares at me and smiles and makes funny faces. She moves her arms and legs alot. All hell breaks loose if she is hungry. She is with 5.3 Kg and 58 cm tall before 2 months of age. Soon she will bag her old man and trash it. Big Grin
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