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Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
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 (October 6, 2016 at 2:03 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: If Hillary is elected, is it true that there will be taco trucks on every corner? No. There will be mass deportations of men. Women will take over 'Murika. Even Ryan Seacrest will be found waiting outside Home Depot asking for gardening side jobs, but people will be too afraid to give him jobs, because he might he a rapist.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(October 6, 2016 at 2:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What do you think of Senor Drumpfuck? He's lovely. He so gets me. Plus, he always seems to know very very good lawyers. Us Mexican need those. Win win.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(October 6, 2016 at 2:03 pm)RozKek Wrote: When you make tacos, do you mix the taco sauce with the meat or do you put em' in the taco roll/shell seperately? Taco roll? Taco shell? I'm Mexican, not Texan. 
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(October 6, 2016 at 2:05 pm)Jesster Wrote: I live in New Mexico. What separates you from the hundreds of sarcastic Mexicans I walk by every day? I live in Arizona. Say hello to my cousins. Tell them they still owe me for the tamales I sent them on a burro.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(October 6, 2016 at 2:09 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote:(October 6, 2016 at 2:03 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Any stereotypes you want me to validate? Recipes you may want? Wanna know if I know Pancho, Jose, or Maria? Let's see. Have you ever seen a mix of a dog and you don't even know what was mixed to make what now? Is that a chihuahua and poodle mix? No. Is that a cat and duck mix? Mexicans are like pizza.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(October 6, 2016 at 2:11 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Do you like toucino fumado? Does that have to do with bacon? Did you learn anything about me when I used my previous AF profile?
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(October 6, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Rhythm Wrote:(October 6, 2016 at 2:03 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Recipes you may want? Beef, pork, chicken, spinach/cheese/corn, or rajas con queso? Which are you looking for?
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
Pork.
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So you're a great cook. What else are you?
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