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October 11, 2016 at 11:45 am
Louis Gohmert, thinks jesus likes men who grab pussy.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/louie-go...-by-jesus/
Quote:Rep. Louie Gohmert this week said former President Bill Clinton was to blame for Donald Trump’s “vile” boasting about sexual assaults, but insisted that the Republican nominee was now a Christian.
Texas you will never lose your reputation for nuttiness while you keep that dumb motherfucker in Congress.
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October 11, 2016 at 11:49 am
I've wanted to objectify horndogs like Billy Clinton, but damn, he is just so far off of my hot index, it's impossible.
As for Trumple, the machismo stuff, power, money, inability to stick with a specific female, and the strong possibility of especially wooly blond leg hair . . . .
well, WOOT !!! Let your vorlon grope YOUR po-po !!!
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October 11, 2016 at 12:06 pm
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I'm more impressed by how malleable so-called xtians think this fucking jesus of theirs is. They can pound his sorry fictional ass into any shape they like for whatever purpose they like.
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October 11, 2016 at 12:19 pm
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Jesus thinks whatever the Christian wants him to think. There's no objective way of determining what Jesus thinks. I've never heard anyone claim he approves of sexual assault though. That's a new one. That's the sort of thing Allah would do, especially if the woman is not wearing Hijab.
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October 11, 2016 at 12:20 pm
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New? It's in the book. What do you think all those young girls who'd never known a man were -for-?
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October 11, 2016 at 12:23 pm
Born Again Republican.
"He was a Democrat then! So it's perfectly okay! He's a Republican now."
Give me a fucking break. These shitheads try to be the bastions of morality, but they're nothing but shitheads trying to pass themselves off as saints.
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October 11, 2016 at 1:10 pm
If more Americans actually paid attention to politics, long ago "Gohmert" would have become a one-word punch line to a blizzard of jokes about politicians and Jesus freaks. What a fucking embarrassment he is! When the GOP last carved out the congressional districts, was Gohmert's district reduced to a couple of strip mall churches and a group home for developmentally challenged adults? Is there a single informed, rational person in that district?
I wouldn't hire that clown to clean our office.
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October 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm
Gohmert is a testimony to the power of gerrymandering. The fucktard was re elected in 2014 with 77% of the vote. This says a lot about political crimes in Texas and even more about the intelligence of the voters of the first cd.
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October 11, 2016 at 1:18 pm
(October 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Gohmert is a testimony to the power of gerrymandering. The fucktard was re elected in 2014 with 77% of the vote. This says a lot about political crimes in Texas and even more about the intelligence of the voters of the first cd.
Of course it's all about gerrymandering. But still . . . imagine losing to this shithead. I don't think I'd ever stop drinking.
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RE: Congress' Dumbest Republicunt...
October 11, 2016 at 1:44 pm
(October 11, 2016 at 11:49 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I've wanted to objectify horndogs like Billy Clinton, but damn, he is just so far off of my hot index, it's impossible.
As for Trumple, the machismo stuff, power, money, inability to stick with a specific female, and the strong possibility of especially wooly blond leg hair . . . .
well, WOOT !!! Let your vorlon grope YOUR po-po !!!
Well we do know that trump thinks grabbing genitalia is ok so go for it!
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