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Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
#41
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 5:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11.  Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.

If you require religion to keep from being a murderer, then please keep believing. This world has enough cunts as it is.

I sure as hell hope this bollock-nosed elbow-donkey doesn't lose his faith.
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#42
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 5:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(October 20, 2016 at 5:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If you require religion to keep from being a murderer, then please keep believing. This world has enough cunts as it is.

I sure as hell hope this bollock-nosed elbow-donkey doesn't lose his faith.

IKR?

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#43
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
* Edwardo Piet tries not to imagine what a bollock-nosed elbow-donkey looks like.
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#44
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
It's times like this that I feel glad I can't visualize.
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#45
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
It's pretty fun to imagine that there's a bunch of christers running around their day to day business, one unanswered prayer away from shivving the man in the cubicle next to them with their obnoxiously large cross shaped paper weights.  

 I mean, it would be, if it weren't for all the murder.
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#46
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
Hehe
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#47
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
here I sit
takin a shit
wondering what it all means.
I turn to wipe my arse and
there is the answer
sitting at the bottom of the bowl
this OP's post.
anti-logical Fallacies of Ambiguity
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#48
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11.  Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.

You are a scary human being.
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#49
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 6:12 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11.  Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.

You are a scary human being.

No, he's a scared human being. It's the fearful who reach for violence to solve what can be handled with words.

He just hasn't learnt how to live with his fears yet.

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#50
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 5:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11.  Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.

If you require religion to keep from being a murderer, then please keep believing. This world has enough cunts as it is.

I don't need any god to be good, myself.

Precisely.

If your religion is the only thing that keeps you from killing or raping people, then you should be seeking out professional, psychiatric help.

I have this thing called self control.
Dying to live, living to die.
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