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Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
He also legitimately believed that millions of children lost their souls due to Harry Potter.
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#12
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
I hope his poison dies with him, but I won't hold my breath.



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 25, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
Wikipedia Wrote:He also accused the Catholic Church of having been responsible for the Holocaust, the founding of Communism, Nazism, and the Ku Klux Klan; starting the World Wars; masterminding the 1917 Russian Revolution, the Great Depression and the assassinations of U.S. Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy.

Holy shit, Tiberius wasn't kidding...

Wait, wasn't that all the Jews?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Chick wasn't wrong all the time, he really was on about the Jehovah's Witnesses. 

He wasn't shy about tractifying their heresies.
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 25, 2016 at 1:29 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(October 25, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Holy shit, Tiberius wasn't kidding...

Wait, wasn't that all the Jews?

Catholic Jews, to be more precise.

Actually, it was White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant Catholic Lesbian liberal Jews born in Kenya and raised by Muslim wolves who were responsible for all of that. But that's too much information to include in a comic. So yeah, Catholics or Jews for short.

The only people not in on it were Chick himself and the ignorant shit-kickers who read his tracts and laughed for all the wrong reasons.
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
No loss to humanity

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 25, 2016 at 2:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: No loss to humanity

No, but the loss to unintentional comedy is probably irreplaceable.

*Wonders if Drich or GC can draw*
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Here are very nice tributes from some of Jack Chick's fellow Christians:



Jack Chick's False Gospel - What Must I Do To Be Saved?


Here it is again. Jack Chick's false gospel. When the man in the comic strip asks how to be saved, is he told to believe on Jesus Christ? NO. He is told he must turns ...


Jack Chick's False Gospel Chick Tracts are Dangerous! By David J. Stewart ...


Jack Chick is teaching heresy and should be avoided by all soulwinning ministries.


The damnable heresy of Ray Comfort, John MACARTHUR, and Jack Chick ...


The damnable heresy of Ray Comfort, John MACARTHUR, and JACK CHICK: It saddens me to have to write this site. Because Ray Comfort is ...


Jack Chick Teaches Heresy! - Jesus is Savior . . .


Jack Chick Teaches Heresy! By David J. Stewart


The Nightmare World of Jack T. Chick | Catholic Answers
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Damn, is there anything left for atheists to rag on Jack Chick about when all his fellow christers are kicking the shit out of him ?
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
So, is there an anti-Jack Chick tract tract ??

Please post if anybody finds something, thanks !!
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