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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:04 pm
(October 26, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (October 26, 2016 at 8:36 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Oh, I didn't realize this was simply an "I'd fuck that" thread. Sorry.
Dream as thou wilt. I dream of a companion than can carry 60lb rucksack up a mountain with me and help me on my jobs which is primarily a lot of heavy lifting. That she's easy on the eyes is an added bonus in that even if we have to tear through a dozer pile, I'd be smiling.
"Dream"? Nah, some women actually have attributes that aren't physical. Check it out sometime, bud. Looks fade, strength wanes, but heart seems pretty consistent.
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:06 pm
I don't have a photo of a specific guy in mind, but I'd say (generally speaking) the more box-tickingly closer you are to this, the more likely I'll be checking you out;
- Athletic but not absolutely ripped
- olive skin
- dark brown eyes
- black or dark brown hair (or bald, I do like bald men)
- Thick but neatly groomed dark facial hair
- Between 5'5 and 5'10 (I like short guys, but still taller than me)
- Prominent facial features
- Good fashion sense
- A few small tastefully done tattoos
- Ear piercings, and if you can pull off small hoops it'll drive me wild.
PS I'm nowhere near this shallow or picky with real life men, just saying this is an ideal.
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:06 pm
(October 26, 2016 at 9:03 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I will never understand foot fetishes. Ugh.
I don't have a photo of a specific guy in mind, but I'd say (generally speaking) the more box-tickingly closer you are to this, the more likely I'll be checking you out;
- Athletic but not absolutely ripped
- olive skin
- dark brown eyes
- black or dark brown hair (or bald, I do like bald men)
- Thick but neatly groomed dark facial hair
- Between 5'5 and 5'10 (I like short guys, but still taller than me)
- Prominent facial features
- Good fashion sense
- A few small tastefully done tattoos
- Ear piercings, and if you can pull off small hoops it'll drive me wild.
PS I'm nowhere near this shallow or picky with real life men, just saying this is an ideal.
That sounds like the classic cunt superficial guy. Tattos, fashion sense, and ear piercings.
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:07 pm
(October 26, 2016 at 9:06 pm)Macoleco Wrote: That sounds like the classic cunt superficial guy. Tattos, fashion sense, and ear piercings.
Yeah basically, but preferably without the attitude (which rarely happens)
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"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:09 pm
(This post was last modified: October 26, 2016 at 9:09 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
lol, I check about every "no" on that list.
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:10 pm
You got the facial hair, I do envy your beard ngl 
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"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:10 pm
(October 26, 2016 at 9:04 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (October 26, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Dream as thou wilt. I dream of a companion than can carry 60lb rucksack up a mountain with me and help me on my jobs which is primarily a lot of heavy lifting. That she's easy on the eyes is an added bonus in that even if we have to tear through a dozer pile, I'd be smiling.
"Dream"? Nah, some women actually have attributes that aren't physical. Check it out sometime, bud. Looks fade, strength wanes, but heart seems pretty consistent.
I know this and since we're dreaming, I'll take all three + intelligence.
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:13 pm
(October 26, 2016 at 9:03 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I will never understand foot fetishes. Ugh.
You're not supposed to understand them... they're just really cute and arousing to some people.
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:16 pm
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RE: Post your dream girl
October 26, 2016 at 9:17 pm
(October 26, 2016 at 9:04 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (October 26, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Dream as thou wilt. I dream of a companion than can carry 60lb rucksack up a mountain with me and help me on my jobs which is primarily a lot of heavy lifting. That she's easy on the eyes is an added bonus in that even if we have to tear through a dozer pile, I'd be smiling.
"Dream"? Nah, some women actually have attributes that aren't physical. Check it out sometime, bud. Looks fade, strength wanes, but heart seems pretty consistent.
I know what you mean. Besides, sometimes when you fall in love it's got nothing to do with looks. But even choosing your companion. As long as you get each other... the rest will follow.
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