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I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
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RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 5:43 am)Edward John Wrote:


Exactly! The pixie argument is completely made-up bullshit. I am obviously the Creator Goddess and these foolish atheists are just mocking me. I'm glad to have someone like you on my side. This is exactly why I made sure you were created.
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#42
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 7:47 am)Jesster Wrote:
(November 11, 2016 at 5:43 am)Edward John Wrote:


Exactly! The pixie argument is completely made-up bullshit. I am obviously the Creator Goddess and these foolish atheists are just mocking me. I'm glad to have someone like you on my side. This is exactly why I made sure you were created.

Don't worry Jesster, the gnome gods don't banish anyone from their kingdom (unlike some I could mention) so you will be forgiven for your heresy.
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#43
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 7:47 am)Jesster Wrote: Exactly! The pixie argument is completely made-up bullshit. I am obviously the Creator Goddess and these foolish atheists are just mocking me.

Hmm, I need to find a way of objectively verifying whether you are telling the truth or not.

So I'll spend tonight searching my feelings and trust what my heart tells me.
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#44
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 8:01 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(November 11, 2016 at 7:47 am)Jesster Wrote: Exactly! The pixie argument is completely made-up bullshit. I am obviously the Creator Goddess and these foolish atheists are just mocking me.

Hmm, I need to find a way of objectively verifying whether you are telling the truth or not.

So I'll spend tonight searching my feelings and trust what my heart tells me.
No need to do that. Just close your eyes, count to three then open them. Then, when something happens, it will be a sign from the gnome gods telling you what you already believe in your heart, but choose to ignore and deny.
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#45
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 7:47 am)Jesster Wrote:
(November 11, 2016 at 5:43 am)Edward John Wrote:


Exactly! The pixie argument is completely made-up bullshit. I am obviously the Creator Goddess and these foolish atheists are just mocking me. I'm glad to have someone like you on my side. This is exactly why I made sure you were created.

You are committing the Edward John fallacy, which goes like this:

Edward John agrees with me.
Therefore, I am right.

The reason this is fallacious? It's because Edward John is always full of shit.
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#46
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 8:13 am)ukatheist Wrote: No need to do that. Just close your eyes, count to three then open them. Then, when something happens, it will be a sign from the gnome gods telling you what you already believe in your heart, but choose to ignore and deny.

OK I'm going to close my eyes now and start counting.
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#47
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 10, 2016 at 10:18 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(November 10, 2016 at 9:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I you start modifying text size,color and font I may have to scream.


Though it could only help strengthen the arguments, don't you think?

NO.

I repeat. NO.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#48
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 8:52 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(November 11, 2016 at 8:13 am)ukatheist Wrote: No need to do that. Just close your eyes, count to three then open them. Then, when something happens, it will be a sign from the gnome gods telling you what you already believe in your heart, but choose to ignore and deny.

OK I'm going to close my eyes now and start counting.

Don't do that while you're driving.

Big Grin
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#49
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 9:31 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(November 11, 2016 at 8:52 am)Mathilda Wrote: OK I'm going to close my eyes now and start counting.

Don't do that while you're driving.

Big Grin

Wow!

I've just reached 3.

I did get to 2 at one point but the boss came along, shook me and said something about snoring and I had to start all over again.

I feel quite refreshed. I wonder if this is a sign from the goddess?
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#50
RE: I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?
(November 11, 2016 at 9:31 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(November 11, 2016 at 8:52 am)Mathilda Wrote: OK I'm going to close my eyes now and start counting.

Don't do that while you're driving.

Big Grin
Its all good. If you don't crash, its a sign. If you crash and survive, its a sign. If you crash and don't survive, it'll be because you have been chosen to serve in the gnome kingdom [emoji38]

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