I love the Green Party!

[Jehanne]

I agree with everything that they advocate:

https://www.greenparty.org/Platform.php

I would vote for them, but it would basically be a throw-away vote.

[Doubting Thomas]

Their platform looks good, but no way would the Republicans ever allow that to happen, even if by a miracle the Greens became more powerful than the Democrats.

*edit* Found one thing which is a bit ridiculous: 

Maximum Income: Build into the progressive income tax a 100% tax on all income over ten times the minimum wage.

Ridiculous because the people making more than ten times the minimum wage will just report that they're making that and find ways to hide the rest, much like all the tax dodges they already have.

[Minimalist]

When you never have to worry about governing you can promise any damn thing you want.

[Jehanne]

Yeah, Trump's already started the flip-flop and he hasn't even been elected yet!

P.S. By the Electoral College.