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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
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#31
RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 24, 2016 at 9:36 am (This post was last modified: November 24, 2016 at 9:42 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
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#32
RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 24, 2016 at 11:59 am
PGJ, take away your access to a computer and what do you become? Gibberish. 

Not much of a god when your totally dependent on an object.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 24, 2016 at 10:31 pm
(November 24, 2016 at 11:59 am)mh.brewer Wrote: PGJ, take away your access to a computer and what do you become? Gibberish. 

Not much of a god when your totally dependent on an object.

Beyond computing, I do body building:

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You are quite accurate, for I become nonsense, absent computational access.

Albeit, the notations of mine, abound the definition of God, persists such that God is any likely non-omniscient/mortal/non-omnipotent (ie energy dependent, and therein, perhaps computer dependent...) entity, with the ability to generate non trivial artificial intelligence. [As priorly observed amidst the original passage]
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#34
RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 24, 2016 at 10:52 pm
Jordan, your formality would be charming, if charming meant "fucking annoying".

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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 24, 2016 at 10:56 pm
(November 24, 2016 at 10:31 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 24, 2016 at 11:59 am)mh.brewer Wrote: PGJ, take away your access to a computer and what do you become? Gibberish. 

Not much of a god when your totally dependent on an object.

Beyond computing, I do body building:

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POST SCRIPTUM:

You are quite accurate, for I become nonsense, absent computational access.

Albeit, the notations of mine, abound the definition of God, persists such that God is any likely non-omniscient/mortal/non-omnipotent (ie energy dependent, and therein, perhaps computer dependent...) entity, with the ability to generate non trivial artificial intelligence. [As priorly observed amidst the original passage]

Are these those art thingies where you have to un focus your eyes to see the image?

Are you a squid?
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#36
RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 24, 2016 at 11:12 pm
I'm late replying to the OP so I went with the video version.

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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 12:00 am (This post was last modified: November 25, 2016 at 12:01 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 24, 2016 at 11:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm late replying to the OP so I went with the video version.


I am reminded of (skip to 0:14 seconds):

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#38
RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 2:33 am
I feel you could offer us a lot of interesting discussion on other topics if you could let go of this weird idea. Or at least, stop telling us about it Tongue
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 8:45 am
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 10:08 am (This post was last modified: November 25, 2016 at 10:21 am by robvalue.)
Okay... so it's your opinion I shouldn't have opinions? How can anyone not have opinions?

I don't wish for religion to be forced to end. I didn't phrase that well, and I should change it. It's impossible to end it anyway, all you could do is clamp down on organised religion.

Edit: I updated my wording.
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