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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 26, 2016 at 11:31 pm
What about puppies? Who doesn't love puppies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRf3-JkwqfU
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 12:46 am (This post was last modified: November 27, 2016 at 12:48 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 26, 2016 at 11:31 pm)Aegon Wrote: What about puppies? Who doesn't love puppies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRf3-JkwqfU

I had  adopted a few kittens, though they are now quite old.

Here is an image of mine, (before I had become wolf-like in appearance a years prior):

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Albeit, I have not any love of any quantity amidst this cosmos.
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 12:51 am
Aww look, you do have emotions! Cute Tongue
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 2:09 am
(November 27, 2016 at 12:51 am)Aegon Wrote: Aww look, you do have emotions! Cute Tongue

That smile of mine, is rather synthetic...
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November 27, 2016 at 3:45 am
That's a cute kitty. :3
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 6:27 am (This post was last modified: November 27, 2016 at 6:28 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(November 26, 2016 at 11:13 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 11:07 pm)Aegon Wrote: What about Mathilda's joke post that you kudosed? You must have had a positive reaction to it, if you kudosed it. Why not kudos every post? Because you have a positive opinion of that one, as opposed to mine!

Responses of logic receive 'kudos'.


Logical responses, garner optimal outcome sequences, such that the non-trivial goal state absorbs...

Step back everybody! He's using Pavlovian Conditioning on us!
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 8:02 am
PGJordan : Do you make a living in AI or are you living vicariously through the works of other "gods"?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 8:40 am
(November 26, 2016 at 11:31 pm)Aegon Wrote: What about puppies? Who doesn't love puppies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRf3-JkwqfU

Depends on the sauce.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 10:39 am
(November 26, 2016 at 11:13 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 11:07 pm)Aegon Wrote: What about Mathilda's joke post that you kudosed? You must have had a positive reaction to it, if you kudosed it. Why not kudos every post? Because you have a positive opinion of that one, as opposed to mine!

Responses of logic receive 'kudos'.


Logical responses, garner optimal outcome sequences, such that the non-trivial goal state absorbs...

Right. So that explains why you kudosed my post as well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 27, 2016 at 10:55 am
(November 27, 2016 at 10:39 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 11:13 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Responses of logic receive 'kudos'.


Logical responses, garner optimal outcome sequences, such that the non-trivial goal state absorbs...

Right. So that explains why you kudosed my post as well.

For you had expressed interest, therein the original passage's goal state.
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