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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
Reminds me of Ricky Gervais' stand up bit about Noah's Ark. "I will make the rainbow, as a symbol of my friendship with men..."
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
I kerp misreading this as Christians, your god is gay. I have poof!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
He does seem to protest too much.

Plus he's everywhere, so that means he's touching my cock.
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Well remember he didn't even plan to make women to begin with.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?

and then you should announce you're making the assertion under christer rules where they have to prove god isn't gay
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(November 30, 2016 at 9:56 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Well remember he didn't even plan to make women to begin with.

That's true, "he" actually paraded loads of animals in front of old Adumb to see if any of them got his little serpent twitching.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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If God were gay, you'd think he'd dress better.

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
God is neither male or female or gay or straight, God/deities/entities/super natural are merely products of humans imaginations reflecting their own narcissism, insecurities and desires.
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