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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 12:26 pm
Uh oh. He's stuck in a text loop. Just posting the same thing over and over.
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November 30, 2016 at 12:27 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 12:22 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 12:17 pm)Ignorant Wrote: Ya, but the first text question in the video is "Why do Christians worship a dead God?" <= Cause he isn't dead?

Indeed.

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

Simple: God didn't die. The Son of God united an actual human nature to itself, and lived on earth as a single divine person named Jesus. Jesus, therefore, is god united to a human nature. God cannot "die". A human nature united to god can die. Jesus died in the only way he could... in his humanity. However, since Jesus's human nature was united to god, Jesus retained his own power to rise from the dead.

So what resurrected God? Nothing. God never died.
What resurrected Jesus's human nature? The same divinity to which it was united in the first place.
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#33
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 12:27 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 12:22 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Indeed.

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

Keep perpetuating that stereotype...

If you think Christians sob at this, what they're actually doing is laughing so hard that they cry.
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November 30, 2016 at 12:28 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 12:25 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

You fail to understand the trinity.
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November 30, 2016 at 12:28 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 12:27 pm)Ignorant Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 12:22 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Indeed.

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

Simple: God didn't die. The Son of God united an actual human nature to itself, and lived on earth as a single divine person named Jesus. Jesus, therefore, is god united to a human nature. God cannot "die". A human nature united to god can die. Jesus died in the only way he could... in his humanity. However, since Jesus's human nature was united to god, Jesus retained his own power to rise from the dead.

So what resurrected God? Nothing. God never died.
What resurrected Jesus's human nature? The same divinity to which it was united in the first place.
I honestly wouldn't waste your time on this thread.
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November 30, 2016 at 12:31 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:32 pm by Ignorant.)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:28 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I honestly wouldn't waste your time on this thread.

Ya I think I'm done here. I am grateful to see you (and others!) pointing out this stupidity of the video. Very refreshing!
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November 30, 2016 at 12:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:39 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:27 pm)Ignorant Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 12:22 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Indeed.

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

Simple: God didn't die. The Son of God united an actual human nature to itself, and lived on earth as a single divine person named Jesus. Jesus, therefore, is god united to a human nature. God cannot "die". A human nature united to god can die. Jesus died in the only way he could... in his humanity. However, since Jesus's human nature was united to god, Jesus retained his own power to rise from the dead.

So what resurrected God? Nothing. God never died.
What resurrected Jesus's human nature? The same divinity to which it was united in the first place.

It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.

Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.

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November 30, 2016 at 12:34 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 9:52 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Upon voicing this amidst Christians, said Christians sob rather abundantly...

Uhm... Judging by your pictures, I'm guessing they're sobbing, because they think they're getting prison-raped... Tongue
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November 30, 2016 at 12:37 pm
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 12:40 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:46 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
CONCLUSION (On the horizon of biblical accord): The Christian God is quite dead.

('A')

It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.

Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.


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('B')

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

The theistic mind fails to observe such a paradox.
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