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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
#41
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Hmmm....

Nope! Still Christian lol.  Wink
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#42
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:40 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: CONCLUSION (On the horizon of biblical accord): The Christian God is quite dead.

('A')

It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.

Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.

('B')

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

The theistic mind fails to observe such a paradox.

So. Good news. I saw a dog today.
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#43
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 11:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Worst.  De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.

Wow, that's exactly what I thought lol. I was literally like "ummm, whoever made that video has 0 understanding of the Christian faith."
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#44
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
At a minute and 13 seconds I think you are taxing the jesus freak attention span too far.  The fuckers can't concentrate that long.
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#45
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:44 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 11:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Worst.  De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.

Wow, that's exactly what I thought lol. I was literally like "ummm, whoever made that video has 0 understanding of the Christian faith."
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#46
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At a minute and 13 seconds I think you are taxing the jesus freak attention span too far.  The fuckers can't concentrate that long.

They could have ten hour attentions spans for all it matters. They'll shut it off quickly for the terrible audio and Drum 'N Bass in the background.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#47
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
CONCLUSION (On the horizon of biblical accord): The Christian God is quite dead.
Thereafter, there exists not any logical description betwixt the opposite, par the aforesaid conclusion.

('A')

It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.

Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.


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('B')

Sacrificial suicide, changes not the instance of SUICIDE.

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('C')

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

The theistic mind fails to observe such a paradox.
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#48
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Fucking hell, dude. Stop talking like a robot and stop including massive screenshots of things that you can easily type out (or not type out, seeing as you've used the same screenshots multiple fucking times at this point).
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#49
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
I'm starting to think this person is a Poe. It's actually kind of funny haha.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#50
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Or just throw up some links or some shit.

Anything but repeatedly posting massive images.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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