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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 1:16 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 1:08 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I am seriously cracking up right now. I love this guy.

Same.

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November 30, 2016 at 1:17 pm
Jordan, I checked out your facebook and saw that you live in Jamaica. Super jealous! I'm sure it's gorgeous and warm down there all the time. Ahhh, I'd give anything for a hot day at the beach right now...
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 1:18 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 1:19 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 30, 2016 at 1:08 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I am seriously cracking up right now. I love this guy.


Perhaps it is exigent, that you postulate a SINGLE expression sequence, such that the facing stipulation SOFTENS: 


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CONCLUSION (On the horizon of biblical accord): The Christian God is quite dead.

Thereafter, there exists not any logical description betwixt the opposite, par the aforesaid conclusion.

('A')

It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.

Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.


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('B')

Sacrificial suicide, changes not the instance of SUICIDE.


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('C')

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

The theistic mind fails to observe such a paradox.
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November 30, 2016 at 1:19 pm
Enough with the copy-pasting already. What makes you think that saying something for the 12th time is any more effective than the 11th time?
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November 30, 2016 at 1:23 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 1:24 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 30, 2016 at 1:19 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Enough with the copy-pasting already.  What makes you think that saying something for the 12th time is any more effective than the 11th time?

...for there exists not, any refutation betwixt such....
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November 30, 2016 at 1:28 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 1:11 pm)Tonus Wrote: Thread titles like this make me think of those Youtube videos titled "JOHN DOE DESTROYS CHRISTIANITY IN TWO MINUTES" or "JANE DOE CRUSHES ATHEISM WITH ONE QUESTION."  And the comment section is full of people who are neither crushed nor destroyed.  But I get it.  A video titled "JACK SMITH CALMLY DISCUSSES RELIGION FOR FIVE MINUTES" isn't going to generate much interest among the commentariat.

It's like click-bait of theism.

Your heart will melt when you ...
You will cry when you see ...
You won't believe what these celebrities look like now!
You will become a Christian if you ask this one question!
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 1:31 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 1:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Jordan, I checked out your facebook and saw that you live in Jamaica. Super jealous! I'm sure it's gorgeous and warm down there all the time. Ahhh, I'd give anything for a hot day at the beach right now...

Anything you say? Devil
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 1:32 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 1:19 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Enough with the copy-pasting already.  What makes you think that saying something for the 12th time is any more effective than the 11th time?

He actually is a real person, as I saw his facebook. So I'm not going to be mean anymore. Also, he likes cats, which means he's good in my book!  Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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November 30, 2016 at 1:34 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 1:14 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 1:04 pm)Mathilda Wrote: So is God / Jesus an AI programmer as well?

If so that's impressive considering that the only computing device he had available was an abacus.

Nonsense.

There existed not any indication of silicon-bound, modern technologies, betwixt said time.

By extension, Jesus is likely quite fictitious.

See that's a far more convincing argument for the Christians.

Jesus did not have a PC on which he programmed any AI so therefore he must be fictitious.

Maybe the topic of your next video?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
November 30, 2016 at 1:34 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 1:03 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 1:02 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: *Bzzzt* ERROR ERROR

Indeed. Despite your title, you express quite the theistic thought cycle.

The prior quotation of mine, is simply, probabilistically feasible, on the horizon of priorly ignorant sequences of thine.
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