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2016 curse strikes again
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(December 2, 2016 at 12:11 pm)Divinity Wrote: As you get older, all the stars you remember will start dying. 2017 will be worse than 2016. So far we've lost Lemmy, Prince, David Bowie, Ronnie Corbett, Frank Finlay, Terry Wogan, Victoria Wood, Gene Wilder, Kenny Baker and everyone else on this list. Memo to 2016 - Noel Edmonds is still kicking. On the other hand, we've also seen the back of Jack Chick, so technically that should count as a free refund of the celebrity of our choice.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 2, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(December 2, 2016 at 12:11 pm)Divinity Wrote: As you get older, all the stars you remember will start dying. 2017 will be worse than 2016. weird Nancy Reagan wasn't on the list . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Just remember:
2+0+1+6=9 3*3=9 Therefore the Holy Trinity is real! (Brought to you by my dumbass cousins.) (December 1, 2016 at 10:30 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Same number as The Young Ones. The year 2016 calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(December 2, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: So far we've lost Lemmy, Prince, David Bowie, Ronnie Corbett, Frank Finlay, Terry Wogan, Victoria Wood, Gene Wilder, Kenny Baker and everyone else on this list. But Justin Bieber is still alive, proving once and for all that there is no god.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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