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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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December 29, 2016 at 11:54 pm
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
December 30, 2016 at 12:55 pm
[To Judas in the garden]: Seriously? A couple of yo-momma jokes, and you do this? Fuckin' drama queen schmuck!
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January 3, 2017 at 3:47 pm (This post was last modified: January 3, 2017 at 3:48 pm by 21stCenturyIconoclast.)
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The inspired word of Jesus, as Yahweh god incarnate, proves that there're no women in heaven!

“When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.” (Revelations 8:1) 




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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
January 22, 2017 at 2:38 am
John 15:6 (NLT) = "Anyone who does not remain in me is thrown away like a useless branch and withers. Such branches are gathered into a pile to be burned"
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