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Into the abyss
#11
RE: Into the abyss
they mentioned that in the prep vid . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
RE: Into the abyss
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  Whatever you do, keep your asshole away from open flames.

You'll blast yourself through the roof!


Can't believe C/L hasn't found this thread.
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#13
RE: Into the abyss
pretty miserable experience

and yeah, sharing my special poo challenge with CL would be appropriate
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#14
RE: Into the abyss
I'm kinda surprised you're not liking this more. Expect to not leave the toilet once the fun begins. 

If you don't like your doctors and want to fuck with them tomorrow, eat something with red food color. Of course, that may give them cause to fuck with you.  

Who is picking you up and do they have a camera phone for post procedure anesthesia?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#15
RE: Into the abyss
I only take that junk until the express elevator starts running. After that it's pointless.
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#16
RE: Into the abyss
To give you a taste - so to speak - of what's to come.... this will be you:

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...except it'll be spewing from an entirely different orifice.
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#17
RE: Into the abyss
And it will feel like....

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#18
RE: Into the abyss
It would make a very interesting, not your run of the mill Cleveland Steamer.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#19
RE: Into the abyss
Ah, yes. I had my experience with projectile defecation last year.  Dodgy Good for 5 to 8 more years. Not 10, 'cause they cauterized out some special kind of polyp.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#20
RE: Into the abyss
yeppers

the sluicing has begun . . .

cramps are unrelenting, headache, shakiness, feels like I was run over by a truck and left for dead in a ditch
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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