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Into the abyss
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#31
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 7:10 pm
(December 29, 2016 at 4:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: There will be no amusing vids posted on line afterwards.

I'll settle for an abridged transcription.

And stop sniffing your fingers!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#32
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 7:14 pm
I think I might need to call Service Master to come clean up the bathroom when this is over . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#33
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 7:41 pm
OMFG !

Found a med web site that had USER REVIEWS of Gavilyte!!

looks like about 1/3 of people who have taken it will choose death over taking it ever again . . . .


And the chills, shaking, cramps, nausea are to be expected.
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#34
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 8:49 pm
Do you shit bricks? I used garden-variety Ducosate and didn't go through all that, ever.
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#35
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 8:52 pm
the idea is to get clean as a whistle inside your GI tract.

So the stuff just keeps flushing crude out.


It is QUITE unpleasant.


I noticed how much I have left, and I'm pretty much downing it as fast as I can now. It is horrid, vile, puke disgusting swill.
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#36
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 9:04 pm
With the volume of your posts, I'm not sure that you have enough to poo.
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#37
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 9:39 pm
Quote:It is horrid, vile, puke disgusting swill.

Let's keep Drumpf out of this.
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#38
RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 9:44 pm
CALZONE !!!

I have passed the CALZONE !!!



1984, Sbarro, Cherry Vale Mall, Rockford Illinois

Free at last, lord God almighty, FREE AT LAST !!!
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RE: Into the abyss
December 29, 2016 at 10:44 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2016 at 10:46 pm by Whateverist.)
Pro tip: bring something to eat the moment they give the all clear. I mean right there as you're getting dressed. You can go out for something better later but I brought a pretzel loaf with me and inhaled that sucker ASAP.
(December 29, 2016 at 9:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: CALZONE !!!

I have passed the CALZONE !!!



1984, Sbarro, Cherry Vale Mall, Rockford Illinois

Free at last, lord God almighty, FREE AT LAST !!!


I've got to know .. before you flush your last will you check to see if the visage of the madonna is present?  This could be yuge.
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#40
RE: Into the abyss
December 30, 2016 at 12:01 am
no visage of any holy being who's name I have invoked in vain whilst sitting on the shitter
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