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Would you like to play a game??
#61
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One absolutely no one will get.

So obscure I'm surprised I remember it.

"I fart in your general direction!"

That's Carry On Camping.

And from one of my favourite films of all time:

"Nobody's perfect!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#62
RE: Would you like to play a game??
"NOOO!....What's in the booooox? ...What's in the FUCKING BOX??!"
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#63
RE: Would you like to play a game??
Se7en.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#64
RE: Would you like to play a game??
After being bombarded endlessly by road safety propaganda, almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident.

I want really big tits, out to here, so the audience can see 'em get all cut up and crushed on the dashboard.

Did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these sex acts as though they were traffic accidents?

Spit out your gum. I don't want it going up my urethra.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#65
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 4:40 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quote:"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.".

All I remember is that it's from a Vietnam war movie.

Full Metal Jacket?

Ya got it. "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine." 

Do you remember what Pyle names his?

Bang Bang!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#66
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: All I remember is that it's from a Vietnam war movie.

Full Metal Jacket?

Ya got it. "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine." 

Do you remember what Pyle names his?

Bang Bang!

No, I barely remember the movie.  I just remembered them chanting that while walking in circles and the drill instructor being shot.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#67
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Ya got it. "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine." 

Do you remember what Pyle names his?

Bang Bang!

No, I barely remember the movie.  I just remembered them chanting that while walking in circles and the drill instructor being shot.

No recollection of "me so horny, me love you long time"? hehehehe
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#68
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: No, I barely remember the movie.  I just remembered them chanting that while walking in circles and the drill instructor being shot.

No recollection of "me so horny, me love you long time"? hehehehe

You were there when that Irish guy flashed me a few weeks back??

Lightbulb

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#69
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 8:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: No recollection of "me so horny, me love you long time"? hehehehe

You were there when that Irish guy flashed me a few weeks back??

Lightbulb

LOL!!!!!!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#70
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aroura Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 1:22 am)Astreja Wrote: Quote:  "Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning."
I really don't know that one.  Not a clue, no bells are ringing. Sad

The full quote:

Quote: "Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning."

"Good Lord! So it famous is!"

"Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor."

"Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!"

Two more quotes from the same movie:

Quote:"Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!"

and


Quote:"Where you been, eh? You been up at that temple again, ain't ya? You're as bad as your sister, coming home from work all hours and all colors. "
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