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Would you like to play a game??
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 28, 2017 at 9:20 pm
(January 28, 2017 at 9:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Evil Dead 2?

Correct, btw.

Close. 1 had a different title.
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January 28, 2017 at 10:43 pm
(January 28, 2017 at 9:19 pm)abaris Wrote:
(January 28, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Aroura Wrote: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice form the palace has the brew that is true."

I don't remember the title, but it's something medieval with Danny Kaye.

Yeah, it's bugging me too, I know I know this.

Incidentally, they did the same gag in an episode of 'Allo 'Allo - the gateau from the chateau and the candle with the handle and that.
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 12:17 am
(January 28, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Aroura Wrote: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice form the palace has the brew that is true."

The Court Jester.  (And all this time I thought it was the flagon with the dragon... Tongue )

No takers on this one?

Quote:"...it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. "
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 12:20 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2017 at 12:29 am by Aroura.)
(January 29, 2017 at 12:17 am)Astreja Wrote:
(January 28, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Aroura Wrote: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice form the palace has the brew that is true."

The Court Jester.  (And all this time I thought it was the flagon with the dragon... Tongue )

No takers on this one?

Quote:"...it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. "
Isn't that Casablanca?  I think Humphrey Bogart said it, at any rate (I'm not cheating for my anser, but now I'm going to go google it to see if I was right).
Ok, another family member of mine suggested this one:

"How could you do something like this, build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!"
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January 29, 2017 at 12:37 am
I feel a song coming on...

Oompah Loompa doopity doo...
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 12:46 am
(January 28, 2017 at 9:11 pm)abaris Wrote: Another one.

"i apologize when a monkey comes out of my butt"

... Bruce Almighty?
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 1:22 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2017 at 1:29 am by Astreja.)
(January 29, 2017 at 12:20 am)Aroura Wrote: Isn't that Casablanca?  I think Humphrey Bogart said it, at any rate (I'm not cheating for my anser, but now I'm going to go google it to see if I was right).

Yes, it's indeed from Casablanca.
Quote: "Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning."
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January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am
(January 29, 2017 at 1:22 am)Astreja Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 12:20 am)Aroura Wrote: Isn't that Casablanca?  I think Humphrey Bogart said it, at any rate (I'm not cheating for my anser, but now I'm going to go google it to see if I was right).

Yes, it's indeed from Casablanca.
Quote:  "Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning."
I really don't know that one.  Not a clue, no bells are ringing. Sad


Ok, here is my next one.
"After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."
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January 29, 2017 at 6:23 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2017 at 6:24 am by downbeatplumb.)
(January 28, 2017 at 7:43 pm)Luckie Wrote: [Image: 16142673_357685407945932_681015548159404...e=590862E1]


First one

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January 29, 2017 at 6:47 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2017 at 6:51 am by brewer.)
Quote:"Where are all the white women at?".
Quote: "Last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that If I didn't ask Lorraine out he would melt my brain.".
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