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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 5:04 pm
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But don't worry - cuddly, fluffy ickle baby jesus saved the plucky xtians from all those nasty laws.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 5:10 pm
you could tune into the midst of a Jimmy Swaggart broadcast, and if the first word you heard was "ABOMINATION", you knew immediately he was going on about the homos again just from his tone and inflection.
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He'd never use a word like "ABOMINATION" to describe going to a prostitute and while she is squatting over the John's face and peeing, he's asking her if her daughter is old enough to be menstruating yet . . .
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 6:36 pm
If it's unnatural, why to pedo priests do it? Do they go against their natural instincts?
They are naturally born with a natural urge for it.
A priest may know what he has to do based on some texts, but nature always overrules all non natural man made laws.
It's who we are. It's what we do? Irrespective of where our current morality stands.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 6:55 pm
They take on the sins in our place, so we don't have to be accountable for them. They're heroes, goddammit, sacrificing their place in heaven for us.
Unless they're not true xtians™.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 6:58 pm
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They don't lose their place in heaven for that, hell...it's rare that they lose their place in the diocese.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 9:10 pm
To one a few miles down the road ( for example)
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 10:39 pm
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Stim, fucking hard to read. I don't want to sound racist but the font would be nicer if white I think.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 7, 2017 at 11:17 pm
(February 6, 2017 at 7:42 pm)Faith No More Wrote: (February 6, 2017 at 12:42 pm)Drich Wrote: Brother I don't care what hole you fill by/when you do what you do behind closed doors.. All I'm point out that investing in colostomy bag manufactures may not be a bad idea as the millennials come to old folks home age.
Yeah, all of those stupid millennials and their damn butt sex. Not like those wholesome baby boomers that grew up in the 60's and 70's and exercised sexual restraint.
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Shudder.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 8, 2017 at 1:12 am
(February 7, 2017 at 2:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (February 4, 2017 at 11:57 am)Godschild Wrote: Second homosexuality is defined by scripture as unnatural anyone want to guess why. Well in case you can't anal sex is not natural.
Not natural. Not found in nature.
Sure about that?
So the proposition can be falsified by finding just one instance of homosexual activity in nature - discounting humans as natural for this.
Just one...
Even if some animals had homosexual tendencies that doesn't make it natural. The article you posted used human terms no animal could conceive the meaning of and words like may, might, possibly and could are not exactly purely positive statements, are they.
Like I said before the colon is designed as a one way street, it's specifically designed for evacuation not entry. This alone would make it unnatural.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 8, 2017 at 2:03 am
(February 8, 2017 at 1:12 am)Godschild Wrote: (February 7, 2017 at 2:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Not natural. Not found in nature.
Sure about that?
So the proposition can be falsified by finding just one instance of homosexual activity in nature - discounting humans as natural for this.
Just one...
Even if some animals had homosexual tendencies that doesn't make it natural. The article you posted used human terms no animal could conceive the meaning of and words like may, might, possibly and could are not exactly purely positive statements, are they.
Like I said before the colon is designed as a one way street, it's specifically designed for evacuation not entry. This alone would make it unnatural.
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Women's breasts are meant to be suckled for milk.
Is it "natural" that you like to suck your wife's tits?
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