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Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
#31
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 4, 2017 at 12:46 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(February 4, 2017 at 12:08 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: penises are smaller than fists, and yet we have this:

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You relied on this to give the truth of the scripture. I checked three different translations and none of them said what was quoted. For people who claim to be logical you'll allow yourselves to be taken in by the ones who profess to be like you. You don't check, just jump in with both feet, where oh where is that coveted logic, seems common sense would be a better companion.

GC

That's the KJV, you God damned heretic. Why doth thou read thrice translations and none be the KJV?
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#32
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
"Dost", not "doth". You're welcome. Invoice enc.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
This guy from Nantucket told me that ears are an option not mentioned in the bible. 

Alas, I'm not blessed with his endowment.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#34
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 4, 2017 at 2:01 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Saying that anal sex is wrong because the colon is 'designed' for things to exit is equivalent to saying that vaginal sex is wrong because the ovaries are similarly 'designed'.

A little basic anatomy:


Notice the location and orientation of the colon compared to the rectum. Unless you are taking on a dick at least two feet long and with a ninety degree angle midway, I don't think there's much to worry about someone colonising you.

a girl can dream though, a girl can only dream . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#35
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 4, 2017 at 2:21 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Dost", not "doth". You're welcome. Invoice enc.

Check is in the mail
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#36
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
Along with a cheque, I hope? Big Grin
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 4, 2017 at 4:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Along with a cheque, I hope? Big Grin

No I'm from 'Merica.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#38
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
No, not expressly.

That's why many Christians permit themselves to indulge in heterosexual booty sex; it allows them to "get off" on a technicality, while maintaining a Biblical standard of purity. 
And they LOVE it.

Crass, but true.
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#39
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 4, 2017 at 4:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Along with a cheque, I hope? Big Grin

I sent half a dozen Slovaks instead.
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#40
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
Maybe CL can provide some insight  Naughty Angel Cloud
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