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Imagine a world where everyone is permanetly tispy.
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 (March 1, 2017 at 6:33 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:(March 1, 2017 at 5:45 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I'd rather a world where everyone was high. Which clearly prevents people from getting high. Oh, that pesky legality...if only there were some way round it...  Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (March 1, 2017 at 6:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 1, 2017 at 6:33 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Can't relate. It's not legal here. It's those pesky laws keeping mother in law alive and well! 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  
This thread is making me want wine
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie 
I can't even get drunk anymore. Skip right to hangover. Do not pass Go, do not collet $200 yadda yadda blah blah blah. Else I'd love me a glass of dry white wine or a Heineken.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
You mean not everyone else is tipsy?
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
When you are tipsy, you tend to compensate the downing by drinking more. But because of the lag and being tipsy you exxagerate, making you completely drunk. At this point there are 2 options:
1 go to sleep 2 drink moar Most people go for number 2. It ends up speaking biblical aramaic to Mr Toilet. Still better than a gastroenteritis. Had one recently. Hit a dilemma where wich side of me, my ass or my mouth should be facing the toilet. Gladly only lasted a day. 
I wouldn't want to imagine everyone in the world an alcoholic.
Enjoy every last drop, bud.
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