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Candy that is a crime against humanity.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:20 pm
Swedish Fish taste OK, but Jesus do they stick to teeth !!
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:21 pm
My dad used to buy discounted Halloween candy the day after - not even the good candy, he would buy the nasty stuff that no one touches - and he'd give it as Christmas gifts lol. Mine always went right into the garbage (when he wasn't looking).

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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:25 pm
Generally I'm not a fan of sweets but I will not turn down Ghirardelli chocolate. Like. Ever.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:29 pm
(April 14, 2017 at 9:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Swedish Fish taste OK, but Jesus do they stick to teeth !!

Before your next colonoscopy, ask if you can eat sugar free Haribo gummy bears instead of whatever it was that you drank last time lol.

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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:35 pm
(April 14, 2017 at 9:21 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: My dad used to buy discounted Halloween candy the day after - not even the good candy, he would buy the nasty stuff that no one touches - and he'd give it as Christmas gifts lol. Mine always went right into the garbage (when he wasn't looking).

-Teresa

That sucks. I can get that if you are in a rush trying to buy something for your co worker's kid, neighbor's kid or the mail delivery person, but please. 

Gifts within loved ones can be tricky. I am not saying he hated you. But that is really one reason I hate birthdays and Christmas. I really hate guessing, or assuming. I am sure he meant well, but if you want to give me something, FUCKING ASK ME, and I will tell you. 

So just so everyone here knows, I want a date with Angelina Jolie. HEY it is an open thread, just putting that out there.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:35 pm
I heard about those, and I've never been tempted to try them.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm
(April 14, 2017 at 9:21 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: My dad used to buy discounted Halloween candy the day after - not even the good candy, he would buy the nasty stuff that no one touches - and he'd give it as Christmas gifts lol. Mine always went right into the garbage (when he wasn't looking).

-Teresa

Peanut butter boogers are one of my halloween favs. 

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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 14, 2017 at 9:42 pm by Seraphina.)
(April 14, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:21 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: My dad used to buy discounted Halloween candy the day after - not even the good candy, he would buy the nasty stuff that no one touches - and he'd give it as Christmas gifts lol. Mine always went right into the garbage (when he wasn't looking).

-Teresa

That sucks. I can get that if you are in a rush trying to buy something for your co worker's kid, neighbor's kid or the mail delivery person, but please. 

Gifts within loved ones can be tricky. I am not saying he hated you. But that is really one reason I hate birthdays and Christmas. I really hate guessing, or assuming. I am sure he meant well, but if you want to give me something, FUCKING ASK ME, and I will tell you. 

So just so everyone here knows, I want a date with Angelina Jolie. HEY it is an open thread, just putting that out there.

My dad is far nerdier than I am - very intelligent but little "common" sense lol. Oh well. He lives in the Philippines now so I haven't gotten any nasty Halloween candy in awhile, thank goodness.

-Teresa
(April 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:21 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: My dad used to buy discounted Halloween candy the day after - not even the good candy, he would buy the nasty stuff that no one touches - and he'd give it as Christmas gifts lol. Mine always went right into the garbage (when he wasn't looking).

-Teresa

Peanut butter boogers are one of my halloween favs. 

[Image: 85493ef701b1b34b9ae3a720eb8d698e.jpg]

Yeah, those are gross, mh - blech. Smile
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:45 pm (This post was last modified: April 14, 2017 at 9:50 pm by Jackie.)
(April 14, 2017 at 9:41 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: That sucks. I can get that if you are in a rush trying to buy something for your co worker's kid, neighbor's kid or the mail delivery person, but please. 

Gifts within loved ones can be tricky. I am not saying he hated you. But that is really one reason I hate birthdays and Christmas. I really hate guessing, or assuming. I am sure he meant well, but if you want to give me something, FUCKING ASK ME, and I will tell you. 

So just so everyone here knows, I want a date with Angelina Jolie. HEY it is an open thread, just putting that out there.

My dad is far nerdier than I am - very intelligent but little "common" sense lol. Oh well. He lives in the Philippines now so I haven't gotten any nasty Halloween candy in awhile, thank goodness.

-Teresa
(April 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Peanut butter boogers are one of my halloween favs. 

[Image: 85493ef701b1b34b9ae3a720eb8d698e.jpg]

Yeah, those are gross, mh - blech. Smile

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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:55 pm
Haha, good one, Brian.

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