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Candy that is a crime against humanity.
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Do they still make that candy the was little hard candy dots stuck on a roll of paper? Candy Buttons. You would tear off a strip at the candy store. When you ate it there was always paper stuck to the back of the candy. What an abomination.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
It's probably the only candy that helps with a daily fiber intake.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
I don't much care for any sweets any more, but when younger, I bloody hated licorice. And marshmallows. And what the hell are circus peanuts but repackaged toxic waste? Brian's right about fragrant candies; they're horseshit. Jellybeans suck, too.
Butterfingers, however ... they have their uses. 
 RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 16, 2017 at 4:03 am
(This post was last modified: April 16, 2017 at 4:40 am by Isis.)
Flumps.
 (April 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)Alex K Wrote: Most American candy is... Yes I had some Hershey and it tasted stale Oreos tasted salty. All American sweets seem to taste horrible. Have they never had a sweet before? do they not know that they are supposed to be nice? Is it something to do with being overwhelmingly Christian and the desire to suffer? You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Believe it or not, there are decent American sweets. Ghiradelli's has already been mentioned; they make good chocolate. Like many other American experiences, you'll have to get away from the mass-produced stuff in order to find the best things.
It's a function of being a large country; when serving a huge population, the pressure to approach the lowest common denominator and maximize profit is nigh inexorable.  RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 16, 2017 at 7:11 am
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(April 14, 2017 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: What the fuck is up with "Peeps"? That shit is nasty. I don't like fruitcake or peeps but everything else you mentioned I adore. Seriously candy corn and butterscotch are my favorite. Lol then again I like pineapple on pizza so apparently I have bad taste according to the internet. I also really love Hershey chocolate... Y'all are hating on everything I love.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."  (April 16, 2017 at 7:11 am)mlmooney89 Wrote:(April 14, 2017 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: What the fuck is up with "Peeps"? That shit is nasty. Hershey's is ok, but I will never go to that Amusement park ever again. My mom took me there when I was a kid, and the smell was overwhelming. I was sick by the time I left, had a huge headache too. You have a van with no windows and a puppy don't you? 
 (April 16, 2017 at 4:56 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Believe it or not, there are decent American sweets. Ghiradelli's has already been mentioned; they make good chocolate. Like many other American experiences, you'll have to get away from the mass-produced stuff in order to find the best things. This. Hi Thump ![[Image: dc52deee8e6b07186c04ff66a45fd204.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i585.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fss295%2Faaliyahqin%2Fcat%2Fdc52deee8e6b07186c04ff66a45fd204.jpg)
I actually remember candy cigarettes when I was a kid - basically white sticks of sugar shaped to look like cigarettes and sold in a little box that looked like a cigarette pack. We would hold them like the adults held their real cigarettes.
Oh, the good old days. I wonder what happened to candy cigarettes? -Teresa
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