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looking at toilet paper after wiping
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 (May 21, 2017 at 9:34 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(May 21, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: With a proper diet rich in fiber, it drops clean - no tp required. Just sayin' Fibercon to the rescue !!!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Probably rude of me to say her poo is immaculate . . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
   (May 21, 2017 at 9:41 pm)KUSA Wrote:(May 21, 2017 at 9:34 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I have clean poop sometimes. It's the best. Clean poop is when you wipe your butt and there's no poop on the paper. Ghost poop is when there is no poop on the paper and also when there's no poop in the toilet (like when it goes down by itself without you having to flush).
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh (May 21, 2017 at 10:03 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(May 21, 2017 at 9:41 pm)KUSA Wrote: How clean is it? Would it pass the sniff test? Ah, but is your poop cutter clean after passing said poop? RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 10:11 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2017 at 10:14 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
Wet poop is when you wipe your butt 9 million times but the tp never comes out clean.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory) GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns. UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor. THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. http://archive.is/nIYqa
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh 
I think my loaf cutter needs sharpening?
After 50 years, of course it's going to lose performance... Does Walmart sell them? 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (May 21, 2017 at 10:57 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I think my loaf cutter needs sharpening? you can put the Electro-stim electrodes back there . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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