Guys, am I the only one who read "AFEEIZUM ROOLS LET'S ALL FUCK GOATS" in Arnie's voice?
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Are Germans born evil
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 RE: Are Germans born evil
May 30, 2017 at 8:27 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2017 at 8:27 am by Cyberman.)
(May 30, 2017 at 5:22 am)Little lunch Wrote: I worked with a German once and he was quite arrogant, so in answer to the question, yes, I think all Germans are born evil. Any nation whose language works by bolting on thirty-eight syllables in the same word to describe one simple thing is inherently evil.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(May 30, 2017 at 8:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, am I the only one who read "AFEEIZUM ROOLS LET'S ALL FUCK GOATS" in Arnie's voice? "GET ON MA CHOPPAH!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Arnie, not German. Just sayin'
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
He's as German as Hitler!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(May 30, 2017 at 8:27 am)Cyberman Wrote:(May 30, 2017 at 5:22 am)Little lunch Wrote: I worked with a German once and he was quite arrogant, so in answer to the question, yes, I think all Germans are born evil. There's nothing simple about Regulationsbehördensprachregelungsmitteilungsparagraphennummernangaben.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
And here I thought "epiphenomenologicality" was a bit word.
 (May 30, 2017 at 8:28 am)Cyberman Wrote:(May 30, 2017 at 8:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, am I the only one who read "AFEEIZUM ROOLS LET'S ALL FUCK GOATS" in Arnie's voice? Arnie is Austrian
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Austrian is just a word we used for super-motivated germans. Don't be ridiculous, there's no such place as australia
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