Another Fucking Piece of Shit "Pastor"

[Astonished]

Even the Bible mentions evolution =

Wisdom 19:18-21 (CEB)  = "18 If we are careful to observe events, we can see just how the elements of the universe are transformed. It’s the same transformation that happens when someone changes the sounds that a harp makes by changing the key while continuing to play the same melody. 19 In this way, land animals were changed into underwater creatures, while animals that swam in the waters now moved onto the land. 20 Fire was able to burn on the open water, while water forgot that it was supposed to put fire out. 21 Flames no longer burned the exposed flesh of living beings, who were able to walk through the flames. Flames didn’t even melt the frostlike crystals that were a kind of food of everlasting life."

'Cause evolution happens by MAGIC!

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Wisdom 19:18 can be linked to how land animals became whales and dolphins and how some land snakes are in the process of becoming complete sea animals. A fish species is in theprocess of becoming a land animal.

[Astonished]

Wisdom 19:18 can be linked to how land animals became whales and dolphins and how some land snakes are in the process of becoming complete sea animals.  A fish species is in theprocess of becoming a land animal.

I'm not familiar with whatever it is you're referencing there. What exactly is it?

[vorlon13]

Wisdom 19:18 can be linked to how land animals became whales and dolphins and how some land snakes are in the process of becoming complete sea animals.  A fish species is in theprocess of becoming a land animal.

I'm not familiar with whatever it is you're referencing there. What exactly is it?

I think the reference is to another one of those "extra" books the Catholics have in their Bibles that the Protestants do not recognize.

[Astonished]

I'm not familiar with whatever it is you're referencing there. What exactly is it?

I think the reference is to another one of those "extra" books the Catholics have in their Bibles that the Protestants do not recognize.

LMAO, like a Catholic 'Hadith'? Man, I didn't think their ass-pulls could get any more amusing.

[vorlon13]

I didn't realize that "not having enough shit already" was a problem.

One might also think enough Saints would be enough Saints, however, seems like every year, they trot out another bunch.

Can't keep track of the ones they already have, so the answer is more . . . .

[Astonished]

I didn't realize that "not having enough shit already" was a problem.

One might also think enough Saints would be enough Saints, however, seems like every year, they trot out another bunch.  

Can't keep track of the ones they already have, so the answer is more . . . .

At least they let women be saints. Even that harpy Mother Teresa. More progressive than some faiths we could name.

[vorlon13]

Maybe in the afterlife it's an imposition ?


Imagine the tumult and folderol the Virgin Mary is subjected too !!!

Hasn't she given enough ?

[Wyrd of Gawd]

It seems that a lot of people are clueless about Bible history. The book of Wisdom is one book in what's known as the Apocrypha in the Bible. About 135 years ago two English guys, Westcott & Hort, got a bug up their butts and deleted the Apocrypha from the Bible, just like that. The Protestants went along with their idea but the Catholics retained the complete Bible that had been in use since it was first introduced in 692 A.D.

Around 640 A.D. Uthman's committee introduced the Islamic fairy tale in the Koran. The Christians didn't have a single unified book for their fairy tale so they were "Sputnik'ed" and had to play catch up. Over the next couple of decades they devised a plan to write their fairy tale into a single book. They got busy and assembled a committee of story tellers, writers and artists in England. They raised a herd of about 2,000 cows for vellum to write on. In 2692 A.D. they introduced their results, the massive 75 pound illustrated Codex Amiatinus written in Latin. They had three copies. One was for the Pope. Their Bible didn't include the book of Baruch, which was added later in translation revisions.

Around the year 1227 the archbishop of Canterbury, Stephen Langton introduced the idea of chapters. Wycliffe was the first one to incorporate Langston's chapters in his 1382 Bible. The Old Testament got verses in 1448. The New Testament got verses in 1555.

Just about all of the Bible versions included the Apocrypha until around 1885, when they vanished from the Protestant Bibles.

None of the "J" words, such as John, Jerusalem, Jews, Jesus, existed before the 16th Century. Yeshua became Jesus as a result of a lawsuit filed against two Dutch con men who were accused of printing faulty Bibles. The name Jesus was mentioned only once in the lawsuit but it stuck and Jesus was created.

Regarding the use of numbered chapters and verses, does anyone have any idea who revised the Koran to include them and when?

This is a lousy platform for including links. Sometimes it works and sometimes it's a total failure. I can provide links if anyone wants them.

[Astonished]

Maybe in the afterlife it's an imposition ?


Imagine the tumult and folderol the Virgin Mary is subjected too !!!

Hasn't she given enough ?

Only if she hasn't been allowed to get buck wild at some point. If we go to heaven and she ain't sportin' the mother of all tramp stamps, I'm gonna riot.

And there were way more omissions from what eventually became the bible well before anything you mentioned, Wyrd. But no amount of that matters to anyone who doesn't give a fuck about what's true or real.