Is the Holy Spirit Misleading You?

[Astonished]

I was raised in Protestant evangelical Christianity.  I love the quote by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, "A single friar who goes counter to all Christianity for a thousand years must be wrong. I have decided to mobilize everything against Luther: my kingdoms and dominions, my friends, my body, my blood, and my soul."

Protestant Christianity is a joke.  John Calvin taught that God had predestined some (the Elect) to everlasting bliss while he had predestined others (the Reprobate) to everlasting torments, infants included.  The Roman Church taught that infants who died without Baptism were forever consigned to Limbo, the uppermost level of Hell, while others said that infants are covered by The Atonement, and those who die are in Paradise.

Christianity is a man-made religion where no one can agree on anything.  I used to have arguments, while in college, if there was going to be 1,000 years of peace ("the Millennium") after the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.  We used to argue if The Rapture would happen at the beginning of The 7-year Tribulation, or during the middle or at the end.

So, sorry!  I SHOULD have been studying during this period of my life, preparing for graduate school; instead, I blew my studies on religious nonsense, and I will go to my grave regretting how much time I wasted in non-productive bullshit.

 One thing you can't prove protestant Christianity is a joke, it's helped millions through life's crisis. Calvin taught something the Bible doesn't teach and it is unfortunate. When God told us Christ died for the world we need to pay attention. I thought you were Catholic.

GC

Okay, from the mouths of babes (in South Park), you are hereby officially declared a full-fledged retard. It was never, ever the only means of helping anyone with anything and is one of the most inferior of methods on offer even if you don't consider all the negative consequences that come with it. Fuck you for even suggesting this is a good thing. I don't give half a fuck if Calvin taught something the bible doesn't teach, because secular humanism does too, namely how to be a good, thinking person and not follow blind authorities, lie to oneself constantly and attempt to deceive others, among other things. And your piece of shit god and his piece of shit bastard son can suck a cock if they have managed to convince you that the condition requiring salvation is anything to do with us to begin with. They injected you with the poison and for some reason you're just begging to let you suck the cure out of their dicks when you can't trust that you'll get it even then. What a pathetic existence you must live with that mentality. Truly a waste of human flesh, at this point it's more disgusting than sad.

[Minimalist]

[Wyrd of Gawd]

The 692 A.D. Bible was the original Bible and it was written in Latin. All of the Greek language Bibles ae translations. None of the Greek language Bibles were written in any of the ancient regional Greek alphabets. They are all written in the Modern Greek alphabet, which was created after 1453. They try to sell the Greek idea so that they can backdate the Bible to the early centuries. You will never, ever, see an authenic Bible or ancient manuscript with the name "Jesus" in it because the name didn't exist before 1632. It was pulled out of a hat by two con men who got sued for writing "bad Bibles". People liked the name and rebranded Yeshua to Jesus.

[Minimalist]

I really don't know where you are getting this stuff from.



Note the amazing paucity of first and second century works.  Causes jesus freaks to shit bricks.

[Astonished]

I really don't know where you are getting this stuff from.



Note the amazing paucity of first and second century works.  Causes jesus freaks to shit bricks.

But that contradicts their mythology, therefore it is not true.

[Brakeman]

Have any of the christian fans of the king James bible ever bother to read the "author's" other works?
His demonologie was quite illuminating.

The 1611 KJV follows the original 692 Bible.

I was referring to additional books written/attributed to KJ.

[Minimalist]

I really don't know where you are getting this stuff from.



Note the amazing paucity of first and second century works.  Causes jesus freaks to shit bricks.

But that contradicts their mythology, therefore it is not true.

How much do I care about their mythology?  Let me think it over for a moment.

[Astonished]

Yet that still won't discourage them from proselytizing. Or getting them to improve their arguments.

[*Deidre*]

[Minimalist]

That verse does not mean what you think it means.

And I bet it sure as fuck doesn't mean what you want it to mean.  The typical apologist.  When it says to "stone queers" it means exactly what it says but when it is embarrassing to xhristard shits it means something else.

You're so transparent, Steve.