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Proof that Google is God

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Proof that Google is God
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Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 12:13 am
I think we might have to reconsider being atheists.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scriptu...s_God.html
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 1:54 am
And, just like all other gods, Google was created by men.


But at least Google never demands that we kill our kids to show how much we love it.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 2:08 am
Holy shit! All praise the mighty google! Worship (large)
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 5:10 am
No, google only wishes that it could be anything even close to God. Smile
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 5:21 am
"Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil."

Pfft - flawed
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 5:22 am
So Ask Jeeves is the devil then?
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 6:21 am
Not much of a god when it had to bend backward to kiss the Chinese government's ass.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 6:57 am
(October 10, 2010 at 5:10 am)Rayaan Wrote: No, google only wishes that it could be anything even close to God. Smile

Google exists.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 7:02 am
(October 10, 2010 at 6:57 am)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: Google exists.
Proof it isn't God.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 7:02 am
(October 10, 2010 at 1:54 am)Minimalist Wrote: But at least Google never demands that we kill our kids to show how much we love it.

Maybe not to you. If you type in 'I am at your command', then all sorts of crazy things happen.

'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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