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Proof that Google is God
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#31
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 5:22 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm)Tiberius Wrote: I haven't had any of those problems :S

Lucky. My search bar on top works fine. It's irritating to use only that, though.
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#32
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 5:34 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm)The Omnissiunt One Wrote:
(October 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm)Shell B Wrote: Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.

The Almighty Google is obviously dipleased with you. You'd better sacrifice a goat or something.

The Almighty Google is better than those desert gods, he however like them requires sacrifice, the normal sacrifice to google is using your brain as a computing node for it's systems for a temporary time
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#33
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2010 at 6:12 pm by Minimalist.)
(October 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm)Shell B Wrote: That's awesome, Min.



It's amazing what's out there on the web.


Quote:it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast.


Type slower.

OMGoogle...it's another one of those fucking miracles!
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#34
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 8:11 pm
haha. Brilliant.
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#35
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 8:14 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Type slower.

I don't have all fucking day. It's like Google designed it's search engine for slow people.
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#36
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Despite the fact that the FAQ answers that the simply chose female to break the tradition of male gods...

...I've always thought of Google as male.

Just like the numbers 2, 4, 8, 9, 11, and 12 are female. And 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, and 10 are male.

...Yes, I've assigned gender to numbers.
I like the way you think!
...But please stop thinking, it's not you.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 7:31 am)fr0d0 Wrote: You can't know that God exists : you know Google exists. therefore : Google ≠ God.

Thanks for my new signature Wink
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#38
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2010 at 12:31 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: The Almighty Google is obviously dipleased with you. You'd better sacrifice a goat or something.


The only proper sacrafice to holy google is privacy.

Sacrifice all your privacy and the privacies of all whom you know, and Google will bless you and your progenies till the end of current version of the divine search engine.

Glorified and Praised be google.

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#39
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 11, 2010 at 7:28 am
I am in shock....all this time D:
"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." -Richard Jeni
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 11, 2010 at 10:11 am
(October 10, 2010 at 12:13 am)Shell B Wrote: I think we might have to reconsider being atheists.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scriptu...s_God.html

Gets my vote!!!Thinking
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