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The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 4:56 pm
(July 5, 2017 at 4:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 5, 2017 at 4:50 pm)JackRussell Wrote: Too sticky for me, but then I was asked to provide citation for hot sex with my wife, and that's quite sticky too Tongue

You know you're supposed to wash her off after you're done!

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I'm a lazy male that's lost interest by then. But pizza sounds good.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 5:28 pm
(July 4, 2017 at 6:18 pm)JackRussell Wrote: What have you soulless motherluvas got?

I like pie.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 5:32 pm
I'm midway through a DiGiorno's. That might be dinner tonight as well.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 5:34 pm
Actually, I might get Hell's pizza for dinner tonight.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 6:09 pm
(July 5, 2017 at 5:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Actually, I might get Hell's pizza for dinner tonight.

Domino's, eh?

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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 6:14 pm
(July 5, 2017 at 6:09 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(July 5, 2017 at 5:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Actually, I might get Hell's pizza for dinner tonight.

Domino's, eh?

Nope.

Can't stand Domino's, though they have a shop about 5 minutes' drive from me.

Hell Pizza is a NZ chain.

Very nice with pizzas such as Lust, Gluttony, and the like.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 6:35 pm
(July 5, 2017 at 4:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 5, 2017 at 4:50 pm)JackRussell Wrote: Too sticky for me, but then I was asked to provide citation for hot sex with my wife, and that's quite sticky too Tongue

You know you're supposed to wash her off after you're done!

Tongue

It's in the BIBLE !!!

LE 15:18 When a man lies with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both must bathe, and they are unclean until evening.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 6:36 pm
And I suppose slurping isn't the same thing as bathing in the eyes of Yahweh . . . .
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 7:26 pm
(July 5, 2017 at 6:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 5, 2017 at 6:09 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Domino's, eh?

Nope.

Can't stand Domino's, though they have a shop about 5 minutes' drive from me.

Hell Pizza is a NZ chain.

Very nice with pizzas such as Lust, Gluttony, and the like.

Huh, neat. There's a pizza place in the next town over from me that has an 'old-fashioned' aesthetic but they name their pizzas some interesting things, like "Who are You Calling Chicken?!" (a chicken, garlic sauce and onion pizza) or the "Chuck Norris" (all meat, obviously).
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 5, 2017 at 7:36 pm
(July 5, 2017 at 7:26 pm)Astonished Wrote:
(July 5, 2017 at 6:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nope.

Can't stand Domino's, though they have a shop about 5 minutes' drive from me.

Hell Pizza is a NZ chain.

Very nice with pizzas such as Lust, Gluttony, and the like.

Huh, neat. There's a pizza place in the next town over from me that has an 'old-fashioned' aesthetic but they name their pizzas some interesting things, like "Who are You Calling Chicken?!" (a chicken, garlic sauce and onion pizza) or the "Chuck Norris" (all meat, obviously).

It's always fun when a food place does something different like that to get attention, and still provides a quality product.

The funny thing about Hell's pizza is that I don't recall much in the way of bible thumpers giving them ship.

But the pizza boxes can be folded into coffins when you're done...
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